Luciphur

10429 pts ยท May 25, 2018


Or patchouli. Or both.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He's like the Shadowrun logo in human form.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

God DAMN.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is impressive as hell.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Damn ninjas keep cutting onions...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Amazingly, it managed to get its fat ass in the air and into a tree on the other side of the street.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I saw that once. I was on my way to work one day, and one strutted across the street in front of my car. I stopped and honked my horn. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

125. They failed to account for hail coming down at an angle.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Time travel.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This one would probably make me cry less.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

7 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

I had trouble dividing 360 by 20 in my head today. That I can function at all seems like a miracle.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I half-expected it to rotate around and have Dick Butt on the far side.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 A 22-card deck of many things. Clever.

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Or tengu in Pathfinder.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are... Are you a squirrel?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd thing belief in an afterlife would make people more accepting of death. Like, "He's no longer in his body. A minor inconvenience."

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

...long pig...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Also the candle lantern design.

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Demodex mites are like that, too. They have a blind gut, and when they die, their poo just comes out as they decompose in your pores.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Yuan Dynasty of China, founded by Kublai Khan, is a good example of one not working.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was about to tag you until I realized it was you that posted it.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This whole "I fits, I sits" thing is getting ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lemme see... Gul Dukat, Gul Macet, Seska, Elim Garak... Damn, I can only name 4 off the top of my head. I know who Yuri Gagarin is, though.

7 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 0

Full body condom?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*drinks at home in 36*

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What. In the actual. Fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0