LtGenObvious

89367 pts · July 30, 2016


It's a flan / crème caramel.
(It's not crème brûlée because it doesn't have the broiled sugar top—i.e., the brûlée part.)

5 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, twist it!

1 day ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Otto and Moe are both perfectly traditional names.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*at least* one of them…

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Calm down, there, Guy Fawkes.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

He's not in charge of the legislative branch, but when the president is a petulant toddler with veto power that requires a 2/3 supermajority to override his narcissistic ego, then although he can't control what bills pass, he can indeed control what bills don't.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Buy my book! Buy my book!"

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Trump doesn't care about DC—or about anything that belongs to the American people—only his personal property (like his golf courses).

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean this guy?

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's not honorary 4th place, because she tied for 5th. Even if you remove the person with whom she tied, she'd still be 5th (just no tie).

2 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Who is that, and does she have any more songs?

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*hamberder

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Is is a Wee Stump-Bear Carving or a Wee-Stump Bear Carving?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every *show made in the 21st century* is now eventually destroyed by its own fandom.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but those seasons were 29, 26, and 24 episodes.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you want… do you waaaaant… go back to my place… bouncy-bouncy?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's one major difference between that and Prometheus: the worm can turn.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might as well. After all, no one else can feel it for you.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but toner cartridges of that size will get you thousands—sometimes tens of thousands—of pages per cartridge. Ink doesn't come close.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No Baseketball?

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One could argue that the receipt of a loan based on the value of assets as collateral is, itself, the realization of those assets’ gains, and therefore deserves to be taxed as income.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dammit! Now I have this phrase set to a Tom Petty melody stuck on repeat in my head.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was he writing them at Castle Aaaarrrgghhhh?

6 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hu is that?

6 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Mostly, except the N becomes M when followed by a bilabial consonant. (To be fair, though, it’s probably easier / safer just to go with N, especially when explaining it to people who don’t know any kana at all.)

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not hints; *clues*!

1 week ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0