Lowiso

667 pts ยท January 28, 2014


I'm going to look at a nice old lady dog at the humane society right now

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your gonna want to pop Jurassic Park in and turn it up to full volume and just let the menu music loop. Trust me on this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people forget about July. Source: my birthday is in July.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1915 looks comfy as shit. Those look like some good reading jammies

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like there's 381 WaHo's per square mile in Georgia. Course it could be I live near the corporate headquarters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

An Archer reference would have worked just fine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude. That final gif is amazeballz.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you. I'd be dead if you were my parent you selfish piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

I almost ended the life of a solicitor that wanted to sell me roofing the other day. At 11am. If I don't answer after the 2nd ring, GO AWAY!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soooo... is he a fan of Trump all of a sudden? I have been broken by the great Meme War

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It popped up on one of the chans first. Not that I would know anything about that...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is this post because the thinkgeek store just opened in Atlanta? Am I supposed to want all this cool stuff now? Uh? Well it's working. Dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really want to try Maple syrup on snow but I live in Georgia. Hasn't snowed in 3 years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That drummer is my spirit animal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay Great

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

No, you'll just get it stolen.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anyone notice that "Detos" are chicken wing flavor? Not chicken. Chicken WING.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"How can we make a Mercedes Benz x10 as expensive?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched a dude get his thumb get ripped off by one of those while trying to grab a lobster. Butthole pucker factor watching this - 10/10

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna see Chris Pratt have this job

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the Probe mission Asteroid field. You have to activate one comm array to unlock access to the mission.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. I actually some feelings looking at this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Star Citizen

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Does he have a dick on his shirt?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck?

10 years ago | Likes 583 Dislikes 13