So you found your way here, I have either made you laugh, if so awesome or I have pissed you off and you are here to message me hate but fair warning I'll just keep pissing you off more :) No matter why you are here Welcome! Im an asshole, but i honestly don't mean anything by it. It's just for laughs Don't take me too seriously folks. Trust me, i dont. Just assume what I say is sarcastic because it probably is. Be decent and make me laugh or just reply to one of my comments you're guaranteed a green arrow http://i.imgur.com/wATZy2e.gif Feel free to message me. The quickest way to my heart is cheesecake Flamin hot cheetos and sour candy LOTR, Superheros, Videogames,Greek mythology bla bla I smell my underarms when no one is looking I once got fired from a grocery store for putting a carrot in my zipper and approaching customers I pee in the shower ... fuck you. The greatest thing a woman can do is be weird with you ... and random blowjobs Imgur is a sack of idiots and I love it here. I love the people.We are all just looking for a place to relax and laugh. I even met my wonderful girlfriend here.I think she's a keeper Oh and sometimes people make me art which is like the coolest god damn thing ever. http://i.imgur.com/AlgVxmJ.jpg (Thanks to @SittinSamTheSaychetMan for making this) http://i.imgur.com/4Ga0LUx.jpg (@ImAChiquitaBanana Made me look so Pretty! You're Jealous, i know it!) http://i.imgur.com/hajEGk6.png ( @awhyiss Drew me riding a one eyed bear naked with bigfoot holding me while shooting lasers at a T Rex in a TuTu) If you're not excited about that then you can just get out now http://i.imgur.com/YvW1gXy.jpg ( @theonlyusernameiwantedwastaken Drew me stuffing my face) http://i.imgur.com/FAyOdEW.png (Sidorakh made me towering above my enemies) Praise you Amazing people. ___________________________
Yea bro! The seasons go up and down after they save the world the 1st time but its worth your time
Wolverine is there
Do you not wet your dries?
Sakura says Hi
Thats gross. Your own mother?!
Same here. And theres a fee to put money on the companies card. Yay
Episode 438. 439 and 440. 3 parter
( . )( . ) this but big enough to shade you from rain
Call your cousin. Acquire info. Report back. Pics or it didnt happen
The dollop podcast #100 Jade helm
Cook meat. Toss onions peppers seasoning in pan. Cook. Toss All in pot with stewed maters and mater paste water. Simmer. Then eat
Onions and mushrooms. And trust me ... Butternut squash. With jalapenos and red peppers to taste
70% deer 30 Italian sausage. Chili beans salt pepper. Chili powder garlic. Simmered. 4 hours. baguette for dipping. Cheese sour cream. Mmmmm
Don't let my dumb joke detour you. Just basically saying im awkward please dont talk to me i get anxiety bubbles
No a thank you and being noticed is a great thing. We ride that high and work better from just simply being acknowledged.
You have no idea. You like podcasts? Here. The Dollop #384 - Matt Shea.
As a housekeeping supervisor. Been doing this for almost 8 years. I have to say from the bottom of my heart. Please don't talk to me
Times like these? Not during a recession
Experts?! Whatever mahn. I ain't listenin to no "expert".
Thanks Obama
Watched it live. There was a captain holt and cheddar in there
Some fucker undid his mask today. Wiped his nose. Then a minute later went in for a handshake ... Ffs
Sometimes people just want to feel human again.
Yea. I tried to give a guy $9 once amd he asked for more. Etc he just wanted a motel to shower. Snuck that fucker in the YMCA i was working
Yea almost same here. Our county just enforced harsher restrictions. Got an email saying we have to consent or be laid off basically
If you like podcasts. Oh boy this one's a good one. The dollop 150 - James Sullivan and the 1904 Olympics
Also his twitter might shed some light on it https://mobile.twitter.com/TwoPucketts
A user called muthfuckenjesus kept harrassing him. So bad he gave out his address and doxed him. Imgur admins did nothing from what i member
The dollop podcast - whalesplosion
Totally got a blowie during an empty showing of the day after tomorrow. High five ✋