Lostdeway

47624 pts · August 21, 2017


Typically followed by flashing red and blue?

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Oh look, a desk job

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Or a lightbulb

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That’s so overpriced even with inflation

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Oh bollocks

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Dude.

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While burning their ancestors for the heat to cook them after using their offspring as the glue to hold the breading. It’s a whole family reunion

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Is that cat ok? It’s not moving much

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What is the having you did it where first?

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When the world is pitted against you

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Beauty and the beast but where he’s trying to sleep with the flower before Belle dies in a jar

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Quick, OP, turn them off before the mothman finds this!

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Brick?

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And it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing

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Why not make them longer too?

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Oni-chan, why are you like this?

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No these are my bones; don’t blow it for the rest of us.

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Bats are just dogs with wings

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Isn’t x=1?

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If you shorten the leftmost one you could claim it’s the cell reception the kitkat gets

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I keep forgetting to fix it

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What’s the second step after ordering the stormtrooper?

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I thought this was a spray bottle filled with cake

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The phantom of the alleyway is there inside my mind

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Stop playing with your food

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A bystander shot them 22 times in each of 64 cases

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