135911 pts ยท April 6, 2018
Trying to get as many conversation starters as I can before the inevitable
My post man has the blade tattooed as well! I literally just commended him on it
That'll do donkey
I feel like you've just read my mind! I can't tell you when it will get easier but it will, for your sake, hers and your puppers. Here if you wanna talk
How high are you?
Everyone: real life Skeledirge isn't real, it can't hurt you
Not this one though, but you're still trying and that is what matters.
Hey; first of all - you tried! Secondly, I kinda like it.
They look... tiki-lish.
Ah yes, comparing a lady to a hippo. The ultimate aphrodisiac
Steven's dad is one of the best characters ever written in anything
Looks better than the real orchids I have
Me when playing 'Heads Down, Thumbs Up" so I can tell my boys who it was.
Gentlemen, we've found our home
The debt... shop.
Looks like two of my aunties
Smokes crack, robs bank, more crack, mind invents wizard, somehow pays wizard, robs bigger bank, gets caught
Hawk's mum was incredible
The Black Widow prequel's prequel
We see what you did there
So your next logical milestone is getting your tongue stuck to a lamppost
Sheriff says "That'll do pig, that'll do"
Peugeot's E-Legend is one of my favourites right now
Is that Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine Nine?
My post man has the blade tattooed as well! I literally just commended him on it
That'll do donkey
I feel like you've just read my mind! I can't tell you when it will get easier but it will, for your sake, hers and your puppers. Here if you wanna talk
How high are you?
Everyone: real life Skeledirge isn't real, it can't hurt you
Not this one though, but you're still trying and that is what matters.
Hey; first of all - you tried! Secondly, I kinda like it.
They look... tiki-lish.
Ah yes, comparing a lady to a hippo. The ultimate aphrodisiac
Steven's dad is one of the best characters ever written in anything
Looks better than the real orchids I have
Me when playing 'Heads Down, Thumbs Up" so I can tell my boys who it was.
Gentlemen, we've found our home
The debt... shop.
Looks like two of my aunties
Smokes crack, robs bank, more crack, mind invents wizard, somehow pays wizard, robs bigger bank, gets caught
Hawk's mum was incredible
The Black Widow prequel's prequel
So your next logical milestone is getting your tongue stuck to a lamppost
Sheriff says "That'll do pig, that'll do"
Peugeot's E-Legend is one of my favourites right now
Is that Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine Nine?