LordCommanderTomSnow

37983 pts · November 7, 2013


Polk High, 1966 Championship game vs Andrew Johnson High School.

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Is heating frozen chicken nuggets cooking?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m the Al Bundy and I’m actually wearing the NO MA’AM shirt under the dress shirt.

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It was a craft services coffee cup, not Starbucks.

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I believe the Witch King couldn’t have been killed without Pippins help, his sword from the barrow-downs (in the book) can injure wraiths.

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3 in fact

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Victim to me

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Sometimes accepting help is more work than not accepting help.

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Is that the mask from Drive?

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Buy a ring sizer for $4

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get out of the city.

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Texas has a non-emergency line for police that is 311.

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Who are these smooth brains setting off fireworks during daylight?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

311 for that

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“I wanna be a race car passenger. Just a dude that annoys the driver. Hey man, you should slow down. You really like TIDE.”~Mitch Hedberg

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A potato inside of an olive?

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They are like $30.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Disney stuff is light years better than the Prequels.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this just extra hard Air Hockey?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that job shooting people?

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So… it didn’t fall off the face of the Earth?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah he can write bad novels all day long.

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Is a coconut a fruit?

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What are the snap studs on helmets even for? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone use them.

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They missed out on not making a live action Thundercats soon enough for Ving Rhames to play him.

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Are these male Rockettes?

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That’s how I imagine every tent-attached-to-the-top-of-a-truck owner.

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