LookingForWorkInColorado

68908 pts ยท April 17, 2015


I am Australian, looking for work in Colorado and seeking to relocate. I am a praticising lawyer in Australia but am interested in offers in different fields of work. Thanks for reading!

If this was the 90s you guys would just argue forever with no way of figuring out who was right.

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Yes - for all of us

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Bubby Shredder

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Reed Timmer former hire car perhaps....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's growth that involved them doing something shitty.

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Yea!!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Remember like... 5 years ago... when anything close to AI seemed infinitely far away? Think about how far AI has come in that time. It's only a matter of time now before it can actually write wonderful things.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

You've got the touch!

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Fine wordsmithing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus she stopped her client from speaking directly to the Court and making it worse. Best she can do in the circumstances.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So like if Dr House was an astronomer

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Grates with small holes get clogged with crud. Grates with bigger holes allow smaller reptiles in that then have to find a new way out after they get too big to get back out... So they climb out of your toilet and up into your butt. Yea.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

TIL

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Ever tried to keep your eyes open while sneezing?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife was driving to work in our Model 3 last week, early in the morning. She says she sneezed, and as she did, she felt the car decelerate at the same time. When she looked up from sneezing, someone had stepped out onto the road, dressed all in black and she'd never seen them. Car saved their life. Musk is a legitimate fuckwit but that car is sweet.

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Nah. Kalgoorlie isn't just Australia. Kalgoorlie is Hyper-Mega-Aus. Those cunts are batshit.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to live dropping "well Pelicans eats birds" into conversations and having this clip on hand. Been a minute.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nah she bought a car that dude didn't like so she doesn't exist anymore rofl

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 33

Why? Would that magically fix the problem? No? So who gives a fuck then? Life is full of shitty situations. Enjoy them where you can.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It wasn't even about her. It's about Grimes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing? Nah. But by the end of all this, maybe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes. Despite my long comment history spanning literally years, it was all a ruse and I was actually just waiting for this one opportunity to argue that "carnies are trash everywhere - not just China" so that it could finally by my wonderful contribution to shilling for China. You fucking moron.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Sure but if you think carnies can be relied on for safety *anywhere*, then I've got a ringtoss game that you almost certainly can't lose at.

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I was worried it was going in a darker direction. Refreshing that it didn't.

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