LookImNotYourFather

19073 pts · January 18, 2016


Wubba Lubba Lub Lub!

Is that a combination of jizz and wizard or jizz and blizzard because I’m more scared of the second one! Or jizz and lizard? The 1%

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, Merry Christmas to you too, Have a good one!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stacking obviously

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen brother! How many dead hobo’s can you fit in a garage? Another 2 if I move my bike!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My grandfather used to say ‘bomb the Jews’ but we don’t talk about Papa Dolf anymore for some reason.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s the dream, I would love to have a friend.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s a pizza heaven.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SLAPPA DA BASS!!

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Once I went to a party as a turtle and somebody asked me who the women on my back was, I told him that was Michelle.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s a dad?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, why wouldn’t you make the backing a transparent hardened plastic!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Black bum hole

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

That’s sexy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s castrate these sick fucks!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is which?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, scratch that, I think that’s illegal.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now I need to broom my dog.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute back up ... half an inch you say? Can it really double the size? And where could someone purchase such items? For a friend

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A reach around you say...Nice.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

House listings!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because I’ve got one, I don’t have any children though a sold them all, jk I keep them in my basement!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No just that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s a good drawing only criticism I would say is the ear should be bigger, eyebrow to lips.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy wags Chinese? Yes, I remember it, what about it? I love they’re woof balls and curry sauce btw!.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did that hit a nerve?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

- He scoffs as he scuttles back to his cave.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Weird, banks usually tie you down before they fuck you but it seems this one wants to tie you up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s like showing a picture of Jesus and saying you’re religious! Or sucking a dick and saying you’re gay! Oh wait! Jesus isn’t real!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck rides rollercoasters weekly? I stay 10 minutes away from an amusement park and I’ve been to it about 4 times!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She should have kept dancing to assert dominance.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2