When tinder has no hopes for you.
Very nippy.
Retirement goals
Not my OC.
Mondays are exhausting.
Being overprotective.
Effort 100.
Well.
Such a good boy.
May I interest in some..
Precisely.
When you're birdwatching and find a pair of tits hopping on trees
*comma*
One job!
*opens pack of nachos*
It's ON!
Steaks have never been higher
When all bathroom stalls are occupied
One image that'll make you go this isn't tennis! This is anal sex!
I'm squeezed.
Father, is that you.
Looking for her G-spot be like
Yoga is hard.
When it's hot, and your nipples get all sweaty.
The pain is real.
No communication about the brawl association
When you don't like lumps in your protein shake.
Freshly Grilled.
My 2 pixels
Slam dunk.
When songs end up being weirdly classified.
Usually I like to treat myself
For the brown people!
Wise moon moon
When you've been in coma
Recently in life..
Shampoos, now in more exotic flavours than sauces..
❤️
life 101
Staggering.
Coming out of closet be like...
Whore diaries
DBZ Abridged
From where it all started
When someone wants my cookie
pun-ish
When you're doing dishes and someone comes and asks if you can do this one extra dirty plate..
When it's Sunday and you have work to do
Hairy potter
Morning Wood
To keep the spirits "up", vote
Guilty..
Never forget
When I hear about weird shit going on
Best banjo player I've known since a long time
Checking Imgur on 29th July