LonelyTurtle

224 pts ยท April 5, 2015


I am but a lonely turtle, and my home has been stolen away.

Hey buddy, just want you to know, I fuckin feel it. Nothing sexier in a woman than being the absolute worst thing for you right meow >.>

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buddy, unless you DIY a crack house into a crack home, minimum wage ain't shit here in AR either -.-;

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dredd appreciates the sentiment but it's six months in the iso-cube for the misspelling. It's just... THE LAW.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"YOU'RE A WINNER of this ass whooping!" ~that door probably

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice little factoid to increase its popularity, it was ranked as one of the most dangerous cities in the states at one point according to crime per capita so... nah, it still sucks wholesale.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel it bud. Don't ever tell anyone you know about it. People can't help but test you. Something about when someone clicks their nails together makes me wanna go fuckin apeshit. Like, face heats up, prickles go across the neck, I was cool now I'm ready to throw down.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go, go, go!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arkansan here, just add some hwistle to account for the missing teeth and we're gucci.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My counselor went the extra mile for me cause she believed I could do good things. Thank you for trying.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Getting some Mercenaries 1 and 2 vibes. They're just collecting cards for their bad guy deck XD

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You guys get one home?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Something something my ex.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's more of an expectation, lol. You can't work over 40 hours without overtime compensation, which is needed to pay them bills.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the?! An Electric Wizard meme?! Nice. Funeralopolis went hard in the paint

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's the type of guy where you should be able to walk up and just throw as many punches to the dick as you can til you're both winded.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You had to finish what you sharted.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't slip don't slip don't slip don't slip do- AAAAGGHH

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soo.... What was the book?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KYAAHH!

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I looked into the mirror and this is what I thoouughht... The guy who sold me this mirror is an asshoole!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey. Hey. BOFURI. That is all.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

When them dirty dishes get tired of waiting to be washed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There ain't shit in southern Arkansas, but up north is pleasant... Just ignore Harrison e.e;

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose it's an Uncle Ben thing. With great power comes great responsibility. As a role model to kids, people need him to be morally good.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aayyyy! Guess who's heating up their pot right meow?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vanessa Hudgens + White dude Mads Mikkelsen = the perfect Christmas movie: Polar. Family friendly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It only sounds specific unless you've been to Arkansas -.-;

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0