Merry Christmas from Yorkshire England
This speaks to me.
Sex on acid, expectation vs reality
I've been working my ass off trying to make a career as a disabled performer. Last week a show I've written about disability and depression landed me a TV interview. It feels like after 10 years of brick walls I may have started to break through.
My house (three of us in our 20s) just hosted Christmas for our families for the first time. They've now all gone home after a great meal and we're watching Lethal Weapon and drinking port.
Which was the style at the time!
"Safety first" - Danger Ehren
Some artwork on my local barber's in Peckham London. So many questions.... 1st time I tried to photograph this back in Jan the owner shouted at me and chased me off...
Friend did some pro shots of me and weird hand. I do stand up comedy and raise awareness about Poland Syndrome. It was quite a mentally exposing shoot but really happy with the results.
Telling people you're vegan. How you see yourself vs how you actually are.
Awesome shot I got of Gatwick Airport earlier while out flying my drone.
I will sell this
I make whisky...
It's good to get a feel for a place before you move in for eternity...
Making a blog about disability. Went on a site to come up with a tag line. It asked me for my keyword. Disability... Here are the results.
Saw a weird hand on FP so here's mine..
Best welcome to a hotel ever!
Well my plans went out of the window when my cat brought this guy in..
Title of this post
Just a traffic light in NYC this morning
Don't care what you did at the weekend, this guy's party was more lit. (Liter?)
Post your worst drunken state with a Simpson's pic
My girlfriend survived cancer when she was 24, as you can see she's fine now. I took these shots of her this weekend for a project. I think it really shows how far she's come and how much she's recovered. I'm just proud of her.
Merry Christmas from Yorkshire! I'm walking around my medieval town drinking sherry.
I turned 30 a few days ago and I've already found myself falling asleep in the corner with a whisky. Merry Christmas
You can't really argue with the logic...
First day of puppy sitting and productivity of my workload has already gone way down
The boarding school I gigged at this weekend seemed very forward thinking...
Looks like I'll be quitting my job and applying at the National Trust then...
I made this on my commute. Caption it
Today was a good day
Brain: Why are we texting our ex at 3am it's not healthy. My penis:
Just an exquisite foot
My and my girlfriend trekked through the rainforest. Here we are looking like crap at the end.
Today I met the love of my life
This was something stupid I did at the weekend
Last year I was at rock bottom. This year I wrote a show about my weird hand and climbing out of the scrapheap. I go to Edinburgh tomorrow.
I know imgur hates selfies but I think I really caught my true self
When you're already trying not to die but someone offers you a line of the Devils Icing Sugar
Merry Christmas Fiends
I spent 2016 suicidal so this year I decided to quit my job move to London and live on a boat...
Who did this
If anyone remembers my post about being suicidal and moving to a boat. I've turned it into to a comedy show and doing Edinburgh. This is the poster
My Top 5 Favourite Inventions
The Butcher approves. Cheers
When you're drunk af and the squad convince you to go speak to a hot girl at the bar
How I feel sitting in my office looking at my computer after a weekend of taking too many drugs
I have a weird left hand. I wrote a show about it. Now I'm going to the Edinburgh Festival so my friend put me in the bin for the poster shots. I know this is shameless but for once I'm fucking proud!
MRW I look in a bathroom mirror while at a party
Boating updates...
There's no two ways about this.... It's an Ainsley Harriott Dump
This will make some people inwardly smile.
When you get banned and make another account
I just want to find my missing friend
Update on depressed man moves onto a boat