Loktera

33901 pts ยท October 4, 2015


i am a dude. i have two goddamn cats, a wife, and two kids. Something kinda special here. Also, just noticed that I have become Renowned... I was just hoping to be a Cera-guy at one point, but I am okay with this. I like you all, too. If this makes the Front-Page, I'll invite you and a guest over for spaghetti dinner. My family will be there, also if you ask, I will send pictures of all my goddamn cats.

#19 That's Caesar the No-Drama Llama! He's a local celebrity in my city. Also, a well loved children's book icon.

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#12 yeah, but look how long it took for Kissinger.

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Is @were--ralph on Imgur?

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True, but this really is the next best thing.

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The artist is @navigavi on Twitter. If you like girls eating food, you'll love his art.

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Neeeeeeeeck

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As opposed to Ass Ass Out?

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#48 I just went camping there, and this is how I learn Devils Lake has a MONSTER?!?

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#22

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Someone got hexed.

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#19 isn't that just the plot of Steel Ball Run?

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Two bookshelves full of scheduling conflicts.

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That's how she gets ya

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If you want to see some colossally bad takes, look at any thread on Twitter. The 8-Buck Chucklefucks and AI-Bros are really active today.

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Another satisfying, if not worrying dump. Keep on, keepin on @op

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

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#10 all I can hear in my head is a cartoony "Zwoooooop" noise.

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I love seeing Chuck Tingle stuff out in the wild.

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I would be Rogue Thorn. There's my D&D characters' new alias.

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#1 Yes, you are, you majestic bastard.

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Adorable. +1

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Simultaneously busy...

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It was a "Good Afternoon, everyone!"

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I used to draw and create. I would design and symbolize. I would play guitar and go for long afternoon walks. It's all gone now. I'm 37.

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Also a great song by Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives.

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No direct ocean access.

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