5780 pts ยท September 19, 2019
Cow
Bitch, I'm more a nurse then you are and I wipe asses and other people's drool for a living.
among others.
.I'm a live in caregiver for the disabled, no degree but I cook, clean, and wipe asses with the best of em. I can be of use too! Pick me!
Yeah....I dont blame ya but the fantasy was a nice escape for a few.
For real! You all dont even have to give me health care , I'll get by like I have been. I'll learn french, I'll go metric, what ever needed.
Fair enough, far be it from me to gatekeep condiments. You slather your dogs with all the ketchup you want friend!
Sour kraut, mustard and onions. Ketchup is only for the kiddies.
Thanks friend, def needed that today.
Mary go down on the merry-go-roundAll is fair on the fair groundLove go slow, love go fastLicorice twist gonna whip your ass
Happy Birthday!
What was the tip off? Lol when I said it would smell like burning silicone?
No it was mine, I bought it. It was just a silicone dick.
Congratulations!
Your smile is like a breath of spring
An unfortunate event that involved a dildo, a space heater and tequila.
Lol, nah if I put my dick in it it would just smell like burning silicone.
'Why the fuck does my bagel smell like lust and bad life choices?'
same.
Thank you!
Go home deer, I'm drunk.
Cow
Bitch, I'm more a nurse then you are and I wipe asses and other people's drool for a living.
.I'm a live in caregiver for the disabled, no degree but I cook, clean, and wipe asses with the best of em. I can be of use too! Pick me!
Yeah....I dont blame ya but the fantasy was a nice escape for a few.
For real! You all dont even have to give me health care , I'll get by like I have been. I'll learn french, I'll go metric, what ever needed.
Fair enough, far be it from me to gatekeep condiments. You slather your dogs with all the ketchup you want friend!
Sour kraut, mustard and onions. Ketchup is only for the kiddies.
Thanks friend, def needed that today.
Mary go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair on the fair ground
Love go slow, love go fast
Licorice twist gonna whip your ass
Happy Birthday!
What was the tip off? Lol when I said it would smell like burning silicone?
No it was mine, I bought it. It was just a silicone dick.
Congratulations!
Your smile is like a breath of spring
An unfortunate event that involved a dildo, a space heater and tequila.
Lol, nah if I put my dick in it it would just smell like burning silicone.
'Why the fuck does my bagel smell like lust and bad life choices?'
Thank you!
Go home deer, I'm drunk.