140851 pts · October 25, 2016
My landlord got the 20V impact driver for fixing ancient wall plugs. 10 minute job = 120 minute dilema + bonus lesson in conductivity.
wait... what happened now?
why am I laughing so hard?
Dry sandpaper vice grip. the worst kind.
This fukin movie. I have been dwelling on that ending for years.
Skeletor rushes forward to roar: "Masters of the Universe!!!!"
Tomes Beseeching Rumination
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzCEBddvSSt/?igsh=MXUzcTY2cDEwMmIyOQ==
My mom grew up on an island. I'm teaching her how to swim along with my son now. She's retirement age. Teaching a kid how to swim takes patience and the ability to cope with your kid almost drowning over and over again. It's taxing and some people would rather just not. Especially when the kid is "over-it" and they just wanna go home. Once they have it down, they're like fish. They seek the water often, and that's very rewarding. My kid could snorkel before he hit kindergarten.
Kid in my neighborhood put his car into drive vs reverse and crashed through a fence into a canal. Him and his girlfriend were in the vehicle. Neither knew how to swim. Teach your kids how to swim folks. Even if they don't like being in the water.
https://youtu.be/qaoEyTZpv18?feature=sharedMust watch. She's a monster (in a good way).
Took me 3 years to figure this out, but this is the key. People know me by my smile now.
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Teeth on plastic. Shivers down my spine.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
same
Reminds of Nick Offerman.
Cheating! He clearly had help...
“Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.” - Jean-Paul Sartre.
Bro!!!!!!! I only managed to make my ex-wife orgasm ONCE during our entire 7 YEARS together. (tbh, I think she faked it). Dating after divorce was a pressure/insecurity you can't imagine. Found a woman who orgasms if I yawn too close to here thighs. She taught me that it's mostly about her knowing her own body, being in the right mindset, and putting in a bit of work too. "I can't just lay there like a dead fish and expect fireworks." TLDR: Let it go, find the right partner, they ARE out there.
Yah sure, see you next Tuesday!
Most underrated comment of the day.
My landlord got the 20V impact driver for fixing ancient wall plugs. 10 minute job = 120 minute dilema + bonus lesson in conductivity.
wait... what happened now?
why am I laughing so hard?
Dry sandpaper vice grip. the worst kind.
This fukin movie. I have been dwelling on that ending for years.
Skeletor rushes forward to roar: "Masters of the Universe!!!!"
Tomes Beseeching Rumination
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzCEBddvSSt/?igsh=MXUzcTY2cDEwMmIyOQ==
My mom grew up on an island. I'm teaching her how to swim along with my son now. She's retirement age. Teaching a kid how to swim takes patience and the ability to cope with your kid almost drowning over and over again. It's taxing and some people would rather just not. Especially when the kid is "over-it" and they just wanna go home. Once they have it down, they're like fish. They seek the water often, and that's very rewarding. My kid could snorkel before he hit kindergarten.
Kid in my neighborhood put his car into drive vs reverse and crashed through a fence into a canal. Him and his girlfriend were in the vehicle. Neither knew how to swim. Teach your kids how to swim folks. Even if they don't like being in the water.
https://youtu.be/qaoEyTZpv18?feature=shared
Must watch. She's a monster (in a good way).
.
Teeth on plastic. Shivers down my spine.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
same
Cheating! He clearly had help...
“Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.” - Jean-Paul Sartre.
Bro!!!!!!! I only managed to make my ex-wife orgasm ONCE during our entire 7 YEARS together. (tbh, I think she faked it). Dating after divorce was a pressure/insecurity you can't imagine. Found a woman who orgasms if I yawn too close to here thighs. She taught me that it's mostly about her knowing her own body, being in the right mindset, and putting in a bit of work too. "I can't just lay there like a dead fish and expect fireworks." TLDR: Let it go, find the right partner, they ARE out there.
Yah sure, see you next Tuesday!