409 pts ยท May 4, 2016
/LIBERTYPRIME IS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. DOWNVOTES: HOT. OBJECTIVE: TO DOWNVOTE ANY AND ALL COMMUNIST POSTS./
ASSESSMENT: YOU CANNOT ACCESS THAT FEATURE BECAUSE OF HOW YOUR ACCOUNT IS SET UP. YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR PRIVACY SETTINGS AT XBOX.COM.
POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: DISTINCT ABSENCE OF COIN. ASSESSMENT: LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A KNIGHTS TEMPLAR SYMBOL. BETTER NOT BE COMMUNISM.
ASSESSMENT: LIBERTY PRIME MAYBE SHOULD HAVE MOVED THE TOP TEXT DOWN A BIT.
POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: 70% EVIL, 29% TEETH, 1% STUPID MUG. ASSESSMENT: CHAIRMAN PAI WILL FALL!
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: INQUIRY. REPLY: I SLEPT IN AND MISSED THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA BY 200 YEARS./
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/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: AN OFFER TO ASSIST ME WITH MOWING MY ACRE FIELD OF WAIST-HIGH FOLIAGE. AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I READ IT./
/REPLY DETECTED. COMPOSITION: NaCl. ASSESSMENT: SALTY AF. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST: 98%/
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: WHINING ATTEMPT AT CENSORSHIP. ASSESSMENT: WE INVENTED THE INTERNET, AND WE WILL PUT WHAT WE WANT ON IT./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: RACIAL PROFILING AGAINST NON-HUMANOID LIFE FORM. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 82%/
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: RACIAL PROFILING AGAINST NON-HUMANOID LIFE FORM. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 81%/
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: JUDGING A NON-HUMANOID LIFE FORM BASED ON THEIR RACE. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 79%/
/COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE./
/OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BEAM. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDERANCE: 0%/
/ALERT: COMMUNIST DETECTED ON IMGUR SERVERS. LETHAL DOWNVOTES AUTHORIZED./
/COMMENT DETECTED. SUPPOSITION: PERHAPS RECTALJUSTICE IS A COMMUNIST.... OR A SHITTY ARTIST./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: A STRUGGLE AGAINST THE BONDS OF COMMUNIST POLICY. ASSESSMENT: NORTHERN IRELAND REQUIRES LIBERTY./
https://imgur.com/I7DLLS6
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. UPDATED OBJECTIVE: FREE ENGLAND FROM COMMUNIST INFLUENCE./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: DISPARAGING COMMENTS AGAINST AMERICA. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 96%./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: CAPITULATION TO COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. ASSERTION: BETTER DEAD THAN RED./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: CAPITULATION TO SUBVERSIVE PROPAGANDA. ASSERTION: EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR BE ERADICATED./
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: SUBCONSCIOUS ENVY OF AMERICAN FREEDOM. ASSESSMENT: ENGLAND MAY REQUIRE LIBERATION FROM COMMUNIST INFLUENCE./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: THREATS AGAINST AMERICAN SOVEREIGNTY. PROBABILITY OF COMMUNIST INFLUENCE: 76%./
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: COWARDLY ATTEMPT AT NEUTRALITY. ASSERTION: DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: UNCERTAINTY IN THE FACE OF COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. ASSERTION: DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM./
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: CAPITULATION TO THREATS AND SUSPICIOUS FACIAL FUR COLORATION RESEMBLING A MASK. ASSESSMENT: COMMUNIST./
ASSESSMENT: YOU CANNOT ACCESS THAT FEATURE BECAUSE OF HOW YOUR ACCOUNT IS SET UP. YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR PRIVACY SETTINGS AT XBOX.COM.
POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: DISTINCT ABSENCE OF COIN. ASSESSMENT: LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A KNIGHTS TEMPLAR SYMBOL. BETTER NOT BE COMMUNISM.
ASSESSMENT: LIBERTY PRIME MAYBE SHOULD HAVE MOVED THE TOP TEXT DOWN A BIT.
POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: 70% EVIL, 29% TEETH, 1% STUPID MUG. ASSESSMENT: CHAIRMAN PAI WILL FALL!
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: INQUIRY. REPLY: I SLEPT IN AND MISSED THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA BY 200 YEARS./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: AN OFFER TO ASSIST ME WITH MOWING MY ACRE FIELD OF WAIST-HIGH FOLIAGE. AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I READ IT./
/REPLY DETECTED. COMPOSITION: NaCl. ASSESSMENT: SALTY AF. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST: 98%/
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: WHINING ATTEMPT AT CENSORSHIP. ASSESSMENT: WE INVENTED THE INTERNET, AND WE WILL PUT WHAT WE WANT ON IT./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: RACIAL PROFILING AGAINST NON-HUMANOID LIFE FORM. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 82%/
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: RACIAL PROFILING AGAINST NON-HUMANOID LIFE FORM. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 81%/
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: JUDGING A NON-HUMANOID LIFE FORM BASED ON THEIR RACE. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 79%/
/COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE./
/OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BEAM. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDERANCE: 0%/
/ALERT: COMMUNIST DETECTED ON IMGUR SERVERS. LETHAL DOWNVOTES AUTHORIZED./
/COMMENT DETECTED. SUPPOSITION: PERHAPS RECTALJUSTICE IS A COMMUNIST.... OR A SHITTY ARTIST./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: A STRUGGLE AGAINST THE BONDS OF COMMUNIST POLICY. ASSESSMENT: NORTHERN IRELAND REQUIRES LIBERTY./
https://imgur.com/I7DLLS6
https://imgur.com/I7DLLS6
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. UPDATED OBJECTIVE: FREE ENGLAND FROM COMMUNIST INFLUENCE./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: DISPARAGING COMMENTS AGAINST AMERICA. PROBABILITY POSTER IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER: 96%./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: CAPITULATION TO COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. ASSERTION: BETTER DEAD THAN RED./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: CAPITULATION TO SUBVERSIVE PROPAGANDA. ASSERTION: EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR BE ERADICATED./
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: SUBCONSCIOUS ENVY OF AMERICAN FREEDOM. ASSESSMENT: ENGLAND MAY REQUIRE LIBERATION FROM COMMUNIST INFLUENCE./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: THREATS AGAINST AMERICAN SOVEREIGNTY. PROBABILITY OF COMMUNIST INFLUENCE: 76%./
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: COWARDLY ATTEMPT AT NEUTRALITY. ASSERTION: DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE./
/COMMENT DETECTED. COMPOSITION: UNCERTAINTY IN THE FACE OF COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA. ASSERTION: DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM./
/POST DETECTED. COMPOSITION: CAPITULATION TO THREATS AND SUSPICIOUS FACIAL FUR COLORATION RESEMBLING A MASK. ASSESSMENT: COMMUNIST./