LizardJesus

5698 pts ยท November 22, 2012


I'm so glad he floored that taller coward who sucker punched him twice. I hope that piece of trash has permanent consequences to his health.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Panda bear, tuna fish, English redundancy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank goodness you mentioned it was free, I was having trouble trying to pay

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People feel a bit tired one day and since that's one of the symptoms and they like feeling special....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that trigger happiness should help sexual harassment cases being taken seriously in the future... /s

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Hey hey! Holograms have a better chance at melting steel beams than jet fuel!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think anyone denies it happened since the towers did go down. There are people who deny that it was a terrorist attack though

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ricin?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive: someone runs your patience out and yet you have to apologize to them because you hurt their "feelings"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the cars still barely hanging on: "need... to ... hold.... for ... master"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is, it's what's pictured. It just so happens not to be the official name (though it does appear in the latin nomenclature)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the bland mix of boobs, biceps and fire they use to represent blockbusters nowadays?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got news for Stephen Davies though: she's not the only person in the world to be missing an arm like him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly, they're almost in a police chase kind of mode: if they don't save him, he basically "gets away" with what he did

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something about how everyone but him is a sheep produced by our scary capitalist water hating society

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't think you understand dead baby jokes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly one blast, no more

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or not let imgur define "normal"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or maybe release don't get a pet snake you know ... Meant to live in the wild and all... not a great sign if it lets itself die like that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The furnace miniaturization was key to the success of this product

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't call it that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was that "fuckwad" a typo for "asshole"? Knowing your keyboard and conveniently twitchy fingers, it could be

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

'a' and 'e' aren't that close on most keyboards. Just admit you don't know the difference...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, the fact that they're still in business shows that their advertising is hitting their target

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The caption isn't as precise but doesn't differ from that explanation. The happiness needs not be pointed as it's visible in the gif

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

"I know a lot of people were worried I'd die" Malala sends her support

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

fwd:fwd:fwd:re:office joke

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

>Front page

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes but it's easy points!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1