1243 pts ยท June 14, 2015
Just a 19 year old alive in the world that runs on power, influence, and corruption.
I'll admit, I instantly just started laughing. Imagine his reaction, trying to whip his head around but instead doing the two step.
"Say my name..." "Heisenberg. Heisenberg.. HEISENBERG!!!"
I like seeing girls that I know I will see a lot nude. Idk why, but it's a turn on
People forget about condoms like people forget about commas. Check
Jeeeeez! Relax a bit, I was only gonna ask for your opinion... (crazy pussy, never again)
Pussy repelant at its finest
Toronto is truly the greatest - from a Torontonian
After you send a risky text to a person you like
I was literally about to write the same thing word for word
This tale is to bitter
He's trying to "throw off his Sunday shell~"
You know nothing, MrGreggyPants
I wish my gf twister her hands like that
I've missed this so much. Last time I was just a lurker
"It was probably a party. BYOB - Bring Your Own Bear"
Fucking on Elm Street
Cancer kills more adults than kids do. Betting on cancer is easy money...
I like how FMA is situated right off the bat. It does involve feels tho
Your dad is now my God. Let he who fucked a parrot cast the first stone
How can someone who created It, Pennywise the Laughing Clown,be able to live with himself. Causing a fear to clowns everywhere
Who looks for things while rhythmically bobbing their head?
Totally would date her
I fucked up on number 6... I fucked up
Seriously tho; who is she? Sauce, source, address, number, idc
I know, she's funny, but isn't really that attractive for me (Unpopular Opinion Puffin)
Bring a glass blade and say its still water bc its just frozen
Dave Franco is James Franco just solely based on comedy, and not trying to be a diverse actor
Someone call PETA, bc that was some animal on animal cruelty
Since I got drunk and high last night (I'm Canadian), I'm not sure if OP knows the date or I've been passed out for 2 days
What's wrong with you? My stomach will never be stable again
I'll admit, I instantly just started laughing. Imagine his reaction, trying to whip his head around but instead doing the two step.
"Say my name..." "Heisenberg. Heisenberg.. HEISENBERG!!!"
I like seeing girls that I know I will see a lot nude. Idk why, but it's a turn on
People forget about condoms like people forget about commas. Check
Jeeeeez! Relax a bit, I was only gonna ask for your opinion... (crazy pussy, never again)
Pussy repelant at its finest
Toronto is truly the greatest - from a Torontonian
After you send a risky text to a person you like
I was literally about to write the same thing word for word
This tale is to bitter
He's trying to "throw off his Sunday shell~"
You know nothing, MrGreggyPants
I wish my gf twister her hands like that
I've missed this so much. Last time I was just a lurker
"It was probably a party. BYOB - Bring Your Own Bear"
Fucking on Elm Street
Cancer kills more adults than kids do. Betting on cancer is easy money...
I like how FMA is situated right off the bat. It does involve feels tho
Your dad is now my God. Let he who fucked a parrot cast the first stone
How can someone who created It, Pennywise the Laughing Clown,be able to live with himself. Causing a fear to clowns everywhere
Who looks for things while rhythmically bobbing their head?
Totally would date her
I fucked up on number 6... I fucked up
Seriously tho; who is she? Sauce, source, address, number, idc
I know, she's funny, but isn't really that attractive for me (Unpopular Opinion Puffin)
Bring a glass blade and say its still water bc its just frozen
Dave Franco is James Franco just solely based on comedy, and not trying to be a diverse actor
Someone call PETA, bc that was some animal on animal cruelty
Since I got drunk and high last night (I'm Canadian), I'm not sure if OP knows the date or I've been passed out for 2 days
What's wrong with you? My stomach will never be stable again