Livetinydienever

9747 pts ยท July 27, 2018


I am a water bear.

HIPPO

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Jesus Christ was Kanye correct this whole time?!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So basically the drug dealers need to buy a different house, have all of their friends visit during the entire day, get raided, then due insessently for dragnet tracking of their property when zero evidence is foound

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a river against a rocky, mossy bank. Can I buy it

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All billionaires are shit. They never do anything on the principle of helping humanity

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many boys has he fucked on the island

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it. Both are better than vaping. Took me forever to quit too

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You mean like eating the babies

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AI slop

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Is that a 10ft ceiling?!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwin wins again

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impact hammer?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's honestly probably right next to the other body to try and trick dogs

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want! Sell! Take coin!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I rarely drive a car by myself and when I do I am highly cautious and courteous."

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This...is highguard

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ICE floats

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He also has a sister who is now his mother..so yea

1 month ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Thought I'd bet on the Superbowl for once and had no fucking idea what all the systems and lingo was. They're in deep

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate 5lbs of sexualized silicone

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me wonder if those witch burners were pedofiles and killed women who found out about them

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WAD - Weapons of Ass Destruction

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dildo of power has been a very useful weapon in many video games, esp GTA

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea they're really twitchy these days

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 17

Couches can only creak

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's like a plan is coming together..

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"they can't fire us all" is a tough sell for those with kids and mortgages

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1