11483 pts · February 10, 2012
Something about yourself. There, I did it. I wrote something about yourself. Now what?
Just the tip
I can see him, though. Clearly not John Cena
Same.
Heh hey hehhh
He's a grower, then a show-er
Obligatory "are you single?" comment
Do ALL the tricks!!!
I'd like to see a zero gravity dick, ya know, for science.
F
Same. Upvoting that dick checker!
As a mom with kids older than these girls, I support this sponsor!?
You spelled Cape wrong. ?
Only on Mondays.?♀️
That pidgeon didn't wa t to be humped by that rooster
I have about 8 left, since I've thrown away about 200 stained ones
Can we get some diamonds from Neptune?
Best gas mileage too!
Take one down, pass it around...
You want my dick?
I thought this was a phone with a pop socket ♀️
I clenched when read anal raptor!
We had a phone in a bag
You go, Grandma!
Get your own tots!
Kitty likes its missionary! Who knew? ♀️
Ain't no party like a sewer party!
You gunna die.
This was better than BOTH movies!??
Lawd, he comin....and goin.
My old sweet boy will be 18 this up coming April. Hes still lovey and cuddly.
Just the tip
I can see him, though. Clearly not John Cena
Same.
Heh hey hehhh
He's a grower, then a show-er
Obligatory "are you single?" comment
Do ALL the tricks!!!
I'd like to see a zero gravity dick, ya know, for science.
F
Same. Upvoting that dick checker!
As a mom with kids older than these girls, I support this sponsor!?
You spelled Cape wrong. ?
Only on Mondays.?♀️
That pidgeon didn't wa t to be humped by that rooster
I have about 8 left, since I've thrown away about 200 stained ones
Can we get some diamonds from Neptune?
Best gas mileage too!
Take one down, pass it around...
You want my dick?
I thought this was a phone with a pop socket ♀️
I clenched when read anal raptor!
We had a phone in a bag
You go, Grandma!
Get your own tots!
Kitty likes its missionary! Who knew? ♀️
Ain't no party like a sewer party!
You gunna die.
This was better than BOTH movies!??
Lawd, he comin....and goin.
My old sweet boy will be 18 this up coming April. Hes still lovey and cuddly.