LiquidPeppermint

4794 pts · June 27, 2015


something about yourself!!!

We adopted (unknowingly) a Bengal kitten. He is an asshole. Adorable, but an ASSHOLE. Bastard knocks everything off everything.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was expecting dickbutt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the time I locked my keys CB outside my car.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She did. She says I’m a legend.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donut shop hours.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And also that we taste lousy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why not just use a Maglight?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. We got a trampoline park in our town of 50k. No ads. Not even a sign. Almost went out of business and still only uses Facebook ads.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

“And you wonder why they take our land.” They shouted abuse at him but finally moved. I laughed my ass off.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They both yelled at me to mind my biligaana (white person) business. Cart pusher walked by just then, shook his head, and said (5/ ?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fighting before I was done shopping. They weren’t. I talked to both. Very stubborn. Told them if they didn’t move, I’d call the police (4/?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I chuckled as I realized what was happening and went inside, not worried that they were blocking my egress. Surely they’d be done (3/?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Directions. Both refused to give up the spot. This happened right after I pulled into the spot next to the contested spot. (2/?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Witnessed a similar event over a parking spot at Walmart right off the Navajo Rez. Two older ladies both pulled in from different 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a little reflector on the front fender of a '68 that isn't there on a '67.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tried to do this with my daughter's 2nd grade class. One kid did Gravy--"Go to KFC and buy Gravy."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fine. Don't show us the ONE ATTRIBUTE that would tell us whether it's a 67 or 68.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the trees made the wind by waving their branches.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flush’s da potty?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's their next advertising gimmick.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monty Jesus gonna set that world on fire...one of these days.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're sandwiched between Catholic country and Mormon country.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually in Farmington, New Mexico.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Jesus/Adult video is in my home town. It’s an old Pizza Hut.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How come that first guy has two kids?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I had a C-section, my husband had to do skin-to-skin. Immediate warmth and bonding for baby.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Come on guys--wait up!" --Last guy, probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blasphemy. Enchiladas have corn tortillas; burritos, flour.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0