Give Me Upvotes or I will Kill This Frog
What Could Go Wrong?
Our local newspaper learned an important lesson in phrasing/punctuation the other day.
How I Imagine Legislation Gets Passed Nowadays
"The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear"
Correlation=Causation?
I mistook a habit as a personality trait
Finally paid off 1/6 of my student loans.
A Presentation for the Ages
Trump's Time interview with Everything Not Verifiably True Redacted
MRW my wife questions how dirty I am
How did we get here?
It doesn't look real does it?
The 90's were kind of terrifying
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I Love Carl
Listen Up... This is how you internet
Hello usersub... you fucking heathens
Bullseye
This is my dog Diesel... He likes to party...
I think 7/29/16 was a...
A Small Dump of My Favorites
An A for Effort!
Mine
It's my cake day. In celebration, here is my favorite gif.
So I woke up today completely unaware of where I was. I saw this and I knew I had to be in Kansas.
What do you get when you cross a goat, a Lambo and Limp Bizkit? Let's learn together.
FBI releases photos From 9/11 attack on Pentagon. Finally, some hard evidence that will certainly clear up any conspiracy theory.
What it feels like trying to handle my responsibilities
I wish I would have gotten a pic of his beard. It was so majestic white and bad-ass
Now I have to steal 50 gnomes...
It was made very clear to me there would be no sleeping in this morning.
I don't use Facebook
I'm a musician and these kids are better