15171 pts · May 9, 2013
I like lifting weights and looking at funny pictures. If you message me I will get you stronger.
Cats are granted a flat 9 lives at birth. Dogs are only granted one but have the ability to acquire more.
The foundation we got him from just said “golden mix” and that he’s maybe 5-6 years old. So basically a permanent golden puppy :) We haven’t done any kind of testing or anything to see what the rest of the mix is.
What a terrible day to be literate
You didn’t have to say that
Is there a protruberance on your elbow as well?
This is tight
Very nice
It’s been so long since I’ve seen the “normal” version I’d almost forgotten about it
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CATS ARE EVIL
You still believe in the moon?
This was not a fair trade
James Cameron could do it
Fuck all cops. Every one. Your uncles a cop? Fuck him, too.
Or my meteorologist to be from space
Unfortunately
“She said ‘that’s the largest penis I’ve ever seen!’ And I said, ‘that’s why I took you to the penis museum… where tickets are a THOUSAND DOLLRS’”
These are sick
N🧊
Same bud
This is the funniest reply I’ve seen in years
You can ask someone, “what’s your favorite color?” You shouldn’t ever ask someone, “what’s your favorite color…person”
Haha a decade. 2013 was like 5 years… Oh no.
Cats are granted a flat 9 lives at birth. Dogs are only granted one but have the ability to acquire more.
The foundation we got him from just said “golden mix” and that he’s maybe 5-6 years old. So basically a permanent golden puppy :) We haven’t done any kind of testing or anything to see what the rest of the mix is.
What a terrible day to be literate
You didn’t have to say that
Is there a protruberance on your elbow as well?
This is tight
Very nice
It’s been so long since I’ve seen the “normal” version I’d almost forgotten about it
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CATS ARE EVIL
You still believe in the moon?
This was not a fair trade
James Cameron could do it
Fuck all cops. Every one. Your uncles a cop? Fuck him, too.
Or my meteorologist to be from space
Unfortunately
“She said ‘that’s the largest penis I’ve ever seen!’ And I said, ‘that’s why I took you to the penis museum… where tickets are a THOUSAND DOLLRS’”
These are sick
N🧊
Same bud
This is the funniest reply I’ve seen in years
You can ask someone, “what’s your favorite color?” You shouldn’t ever ask someone, “what’s your favorite color…person”
Haha a decade. 2013 was like 5 years… Oh no.