Australia?

8 years ago | 1 1

Source?

8 years ago | 1 0

I really want to turn that into a beer tap.

8 years ago | 1 0

Fun fact: I've met female marines that do exactly that.

8 years ago | 1 0

Aaaaand it's gone.

8 years ago | 4 0

I have a pen, I have a asshole. Uhnn asshole pen.

8 years ago | 8 2

A new car is one of the worst investments you can make.

8 years ago | 1 0

Not a smart tactic when you're talking about your allies.

8 years ago | 4 0

Putting the pb and cayenne in the main meal makes it halfway decent.

9 years ago | 1 0

"As more and more web-enabled devices come onto the market, this concept is becoming more widely adopted."

9 years ago | 1 0

"Simulated"

9 years ago | 13 1

In his defense, he was just lobotomized.

9 years ago | 3 0

Huh? I got a 99 and went infantry. If the contract doesn't say what you want... don't sign it.

9 years ago | 2 2

I really hope your seniors find this.

9 years ago | 5 0

I could write a longer list by myself.

9 years ago | 2 0

I don't have enough upvotes for this.

9 years ago | 5 0

GET OFF MY LUMPS!

9 years ago | 10 2

1, 3, 5, 7, 9

9 years ago | 1 0

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9 years ago | 1 1

Midnight on the east coast

9 years ago | 1 0

The fire is lit. No one got hurt. I'd say things went as planned.

9 years ago | 1 0

Rules are rules

9 years ago | 54 0