Lexodus

6927 pts ยท June 23, 2015


Hey congratulations! You probably just made a watch list somewhere lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They want to install a professor Umbridge by claiming some sort of bias I'm sure

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah those don't look like American license plates

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have no source for you, but if what I've read is true then yes

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's IF anyone brings charges

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look, the point isn't lost on me, but trucking is one of the most in demand jobs in North America. Every* company is hiring drivers

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

What do you mean, it's right there.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

Nobody who makes that argument is smart enough to understand the topic. They all fucking believe it though

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

He is owed no respect

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Nobody is going to accidentally end up on Mars

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Only after psych eval and astronaut training could you be considered. Anyone who goes knows the situation, and accepts it for what it is

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So what, you lose your job and device next Friday you're going to Mars? No. It's a massive decision that takes years to prepare for and

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wife started an 18mo leave mid February for our second child. Couldn't have been better timing. Kids can be home, and she's paid

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pickled cucumber? Isn't that just pickles?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well good news, this is digitally altered. There are no carrots here

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been through several international airports, never had to give a finger print. Am I misunderstanding something?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've got their head in the sand

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing left to screw up, your pal made sure if that

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Until you die*

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm not familiar with the story, but the comment you replied to pointed out this was a giveaway at a food bank

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Do you mean the guy who wrote the tweet? IIRC, dude does outstanding things to take care of his people

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More like oink

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great job! Looks really good!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For idiotic baseless reasons*. There I fixed it for you

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guys, he's not a bag. He's just got his ear gauges out

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's just a sped up version of the real thing. I've heard many stories of surgeons practicing on fruit skins. I don't know for sure

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a cut in the video. Probably placed after the incision was made and removed for effect in the vid

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How fucking small is this guy?! Has he been making kids meals this whole time?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The most impressive part is the strength it took to keep that ball from launching into fuckin orbit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not hip on reaction memes in comments so; You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1