Hello. I'm the Lewdsmith. I like Hentai. This account and my posts might not be SFW, depending on what you consider NSFW. (There be hentai tiddies.) Altough, if I were your boss, I'd consider browsing imgur as NSFW in general. Get back to work, you lazy scoundrel! Now, as you all know, there's a myriad of hentai artists out there, doing their best to provide us with smut of all kinds. While some of you might disagree, the rest of us deviants are more than happy with that. As of late, I've noticed that more and more barely dressed 2D characters have been appearing in usersub, and even on the front page. This is of course fantastic, even if some modest puritans are not happy with this. The only problem I have with imgur's new-found love for the art of the lewd is that, while it is perfectly understandable, the quality of these pictures is fluctuating, and some very overrated artists are also overrepresented, such as (Shudder) Shädman and Sakimichan. This is to be expected, when a more underground subculture breaks to the mainstream, it's almost always spearheaded by the more accessible artists. However, I feel that the time has come to spread the Hentai gospel among people. This is why I created this account, and why I started making these posts. I will introduce you to some interesting and noteworthy artists. I may also be focusing on smaller nuances of an artist's style instead of their art as a whole. The most important factor is of course the fap-worthiness of the art. Keep in mind, that there are no perfect artists, and art is subjective, so my recommendations might not be what you consider to be perfect, or even good. However, I have cultivated my tastes for hentai almost two decades now, and I have some understanding of art outside smut, too. I even dabble on creating it. (However, for the sake of avoiding bias and self-promotion, I will not link my art nor tell the name under which I draw.) --- Now, a bit about me: I'm a +30 year old, happily married. We have two adorable, albeit completely satanic cats. Outside of being a a pervert, I enjoy a wide range of music, books and TV shows. Art in general.
"Here we see the female assume the ideal mating position and the male mounts it. It's all over in seconds, much to the dismay of the female"
*eh kills aleins
That's not Sonichu.
Alexa on steroids, fighting of 8 cops high on PCP.
This is because gender always was a social construct that everyone viewed slightly different than others.
Long before non-binary people were common knowledge, everyone gave a different answer to questions like "What does it mean to be a man"
$0.10 worth of them, they're only worth $100,000 if they wound up billing a patient for them.
20 years of Pokémon. Caught only 3 non-scripted shinies so far. I've also managed to see 3 more but they either fled or self-destructed. FML
Imo Rhyhorn looks better than Rhydon, who looks better than Rhyperior. Rhyhorn's design should've been used as the final form.
*Almost all. There was literally one that I liked, and that was Armenia's costume.
"Just one more step, I can easily do this. Done. Now just repeat. ...999 999 times."
Well thank you ever so much for giving me the chance to have the last word: You did not make one single argument for Elo Hell being a myth.
Well, to be fair, most people who tell offensive jokes screech at their own jokes, usually far louder than anyone around them.
That feel when you suck at sex so much it doesn't even count as sex.
Don't really see how I'm embarrassing myself here, but whatever. No, I'm not. I wouldn't waste my time with something as asinine as trolling
who literally state that they're throwing the game and then keep doing like emotes at the base for the rest of the game.
There are and always will be better players than me and losing to them is acceptable. I just don't like losing because of teammates →
I used that as an example of something that is immature. And I can handle losing, I lose for a good reason every day in the game.
How am I acting immature? I'm simply stating my experiences. I'm not attacking anyone personally or some shit like that.
It's like you're not even reading what I'm saying. Are you trolling or just ignoring what I say? (Also, I WISH I was still a kid)
As in, I was on their level.
Did you read the part where I got to play with diamond rankers and I fit the team perfectly?
I sometimes play like shit, sure. I'm not a perfect player. But still, stuck in ranks below my skill level. Check my previous comments.
I lost 8/11 games today. In almost every one, people threw the game, left the game or kept bashing each other in the chat. Damn my vapidness
OW isn't just a shooter. It's a hybrid of team based shooters and MOBA. Skills and team comp matter too much for one player to carry.
(I've literally played dozens of games in Gold/Silver rank comp where I got gold in Healing and Eliminations/DMG as support characters.)
Can't say about LoL, mostly play OW. But yes, hard to carry teams in OW, yet every Hanzotard think they can, refusing to pick supports/tanks
Already my second account, I lost the password for my first. Not gonna get another damn account due to poorly designed ranking system.
I'm not a fundamentalist of any sort, but if there's one thing I believe in, it's that Elo Hell is very fucking real, and it ruins games.
wound up having like five leavers and a few of throwers over the course of the day, and I was again like 200 points away from Platinum. →