Levitus

44650 pts ยท August 22, 2012


Those are some seriously broad shoulders. She'd be an absolute champion on a rowing team.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak plane English!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When talking about runways, we call them hangars.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah. The name is a contraction of "Cobra" and "Land." It's a reference to the fact that their patron goddess is a cobra-deity, combined with the fact that the river itself is shaped like a Cobra. For several centuries, they actually believed that the river was the literal embodiment of their god, slowly snaking it's way across the land. Since it was integral to all aspects of their culture, they saw fit to name their nation after it.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds like it would be really fun, but honestly? I don't really need a computer to assist in the imagination of these people or how they acted throughout the history of the kingdom. I really enjoy exploring these events and seeing how it affects the big players and the nation as a whole. I feel it would reduce the fun if I let a computer do all the decision making for me. So, in summary - your suggestion is a good one, but I'm good with the way I'm already doing things. :P

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, kind Imgurian!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Originally for an RPG, but currently being used for a novel.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Americans: This is where your foreskin went.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0.15 bananas, if you want to get fancy.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made this miniature twenty one years ago, and you know what? It's never even occurred to me that it's been twerking at me the whole time. Take my upvote, you magnificent bastard!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Americans love to complain about gas prices... But here in Britain, we pay just shy of 2GBP per litre. (8GBP per gallon).

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

As if Americans can read.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but what about "Barnes ignoble?" I keep hearing about that one. Apparently, it's where you keep books and ice-cream.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've done well with a Toyota Aygo. The front seats slide all the way back until you've taken ALL the leg room from the back seat. All cars should be able to do this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have had great success with a Toyota Aygo. The front seats can go all the way back until they hit the back seats. Small car that feels like a big one. Granted, nobody can sit behind me, but fuck'em.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6'4" here. It's no wonder that every tall person ends up with back problems.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hi there, time traveller.... What compelled you to suddenly comment on a ten year old post?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're aware of the hypocrisy, but they tow the party line so that they can stay in the club. That's the nature of being in a cult - (s)he who is not sufficiently extreme gets thrown out and fed to the wolves.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They changed something... Primarily, my colleague's waistline.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me, watching my colleague open their third chocolate bar this morning.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Instructions unclear. Bucked a fidget. Please advise.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

"I ASK IT IF IT IS MALFUNCTIONING!" *Voight-Kampf machine bleeps* *blade runner draws pistol*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sense this will come up in a Voight-Kampf test to find humans...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

London... All of it. Now where's my five million?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I've seen this meme before... Dejavue?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Essential Workers = It is essential that the fire keeps burning. We care not for the fuel.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is essential that the fire keeps burning. We care not for the fuel.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm working on it" and "I'm sitting on my ass" mean the exact same thing until you see results.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Enjoy being dry, little one... Because once you start to swim, you will never be dry again."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0