Leverbee

7613 pts · June 12, 2016


Why are you here? I'm just a lurker, go away.

Ted Cruz

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Insidious, one of my favorite horror movies.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or write it from the perspective of an unreliable witness.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can safely say that this man does not exaggerate. Ever.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dan Price *is* the CEO of the company.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was young, I misheard the phrase "Ready as I'll ever be" as "ready as a leverbee." Spent years trying to figure that out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're saying authoritarianism would be more difficult to achieve with an educated police force. And that's a bad thing...how?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scroll to the bottom of any political post's comment section, you're bound to find some down there.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You realize that non-billionaires are capable of paying salaries for employees, right?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I tried it with my name and the translation was "rice with rice."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's three more than I can do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a similar reaction when I see a handsome man.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am Leverbee, God of all those chickens, bringer of my favorite grandma. Fear me because I'm a fucking menace.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be silly, of course it will. By my math, you'd only have to do that for 350 years and BOOM down payment for a house.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just call it woosty sauce. It has the benefits of being both easier, and making people mad.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His parents were from Hong Kong.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how you become an Archfey warlock.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mordenkainen's Magnificent Camper

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HunterĂ—Hunter intensifies

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I think you missed the "private gain of relatives" part.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I've been there, it's pretty great. I'm terrible at every game, but I still have fun.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We really don't.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

????'? ??? ??? ??? ????? ??????????, ???? ???.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

If I remember Insidious correctly, a demon is about to appear.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just a downvote with extra steps.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anlssuc. I can't imagine anybody would be intimidated by a dragon who's name sounds like "anal suck."

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's called the fallacy of relative privation, for those of you who want the name of it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0