LesbianAndroid

2740 pts ยท February 15, 2017


I'm from the future, but probably not yours. I like eloquent writing and making puns. I tend to give life and romance advice, despite having little experience in either. Screenshot this to have a picture of it saved on your device.

A hug eh? Back in my day we used to pine for a flash of ankle, you youngsters are so oversexed by the media.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The data wouldn't be wrong, just misunderstood or not recorded to high enough precision.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In many places including Japan, there's a disparity between what's written on the contract and what's socially expected.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man it's hard to remember how far we've come in Solo Leveling

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen I know it's just the O2 sensor and I'm too lazy to replace it. If something more serious happens I'll just accept my death.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're telling me Esteban Julio Ricardo Delarosa Ramirez makes sense?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Hong Kong flag in black and white is fucking Bad Ass!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid robots coming to steal my precious calories

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly the salts inherent within foods. Salt as a commodity is what was rare.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Likely impossible to mirror exactly. Depending on the speed you'd either topple, lay her down or at the very least fuck up the tires

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah nah mate, stone is for weight, you wanna ask for chains, rod and links.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those are cute

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder how often this goes wrong

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn do I enjoy that carved look though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the lowercase ones?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong, everyone knows the internet stops at 1/1/1970

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Anyone know what bike that is?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because back kisses feel really intimate to get

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Store bought can-noodling

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lifetime supply of 90s anime water

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not that you can't afford it, it's that the money is mismanaged.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

If anyone can afford it, it's the US military

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

To keep them from getting dirty? I don't think that issue applies to plants

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we not gonna talk about the tiny lady?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no, last time I used anti-pesto my pasta broke the laws of physics.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We shouldn't have to put our gardens somewhere else to stop plants getting stolen

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

This dog is concerned about where your life is going and wonders where he went wrong

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0