Leoninus

779 pts ยท April 21, 2013


AGE: 32 years old SEX: male JOB: Graphic designer FROM: Osaka/Japan OTHER: Albino, White hair, Japanese, Demisexal/gay Im super shy but love to laugh, I dont have much to hide, I make stupid jokes and puns that i love, Have 2 dogs and 2 kids

go watch the EP called "Bender's Big Score" it shows this all fixed with fry using a time machine living his last 15 years with him insted

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kif would be much cuter, he seems... femboy like to me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know there's gonna be some idiots saying "BECAUSE THE DOG DURR"... What dog SAYS the word "BARK" ... Dogs don't talk, only make the sound

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pointing out... the baby did not make the "sound of a dog barking"... Baby said the Word "bark"... how did he learn that??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when you wanna save some womb for breakfast

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am all those tags

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly I no longer can do it, I'm disabled, and my bones are too weak due to how tall I am, but believe me, its hard hard work

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

think you're a real man? then be a real "man" DO BALLET, that shit is real work, I used to take it, and could move like Jack Skellington

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

centarworld?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

up so they didn't have to actually be in war and just be labeled as taken by the war something or other

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he has his finger on a nuke button, so everyone is scared to actually go straight for him, last I heard was Russians giving themselves..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 7'4, but since I need a cane and wheel chair at times cause of my weak ass bones

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

look at all the fried chickens!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Female because you can make babies, you are not suddenly not a woman because it is gone, You are just becoming closer to yourself

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It never made her less of a female or woman or anything, it made her feel better, but the point of it {as she puts it} is that you are not

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make her feel "more her" was wrong, so when she got cancer there, she was actually happy and told her mom "now i have to get rid of it"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because she doesn't want to be a female, she doesn't mind her body, but haveing everyone tells her that she shouldn't get one of those to...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my sister got one, she had cancer, and she didn't want to give birth but wants kids, she plans to adopt, she enjoys telling people all this

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still gonna cry tho! cause now I'm thinking of my furever pups

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if it is just a compression then It shouldn't be the same color as his hand right?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

so.... why does his hand blend in with the metal of the mic stand when his hand is "behind" it in the hi-def version?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I snorted

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my hungry dumb ass thought "wow look at all those pretty blueberries!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope so, I would love eggs on my new home planet

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea why why the Chinese want to watch my dogs dance to unz unz unz

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey guys all of Ukraine is in my stepmom's house, what happens now?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you know unless you think taking hardcore opioids every few hours or booze is better, I think the sugar caffeine is the less evil

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm badly sick, and I drink them, I would rather be dead to get out of pain then give up the only thing that actually dulls it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sadly fueling Russia with my love of Coca-Cola, I'm badly sick and it's one of the few comforts I truly have

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my brother is a great shooter thanks to games, he went through army training and boot camp and learned more about guns from games then there

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0