LeonardSimms

846 pts ยท January 9, 2017


Nah, I'll be coming back inside soon enough

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like being in a cult with extra steps.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Balance of power

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you like a stuffed animal before or after he stuffs you like an animal?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He ded

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean 1900-1999 is literally the nineteen hundreds

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's like Mexican food, it's all tortilla beans meat cheese veggies, just cooked different

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

StarkIndustries(member ThanosCorp)

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That guys brain is a bag full of cats, you can smell crazy on him.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ex of mine didn't believe in space because it wasn't in the Bible...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's half of what they paid

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had strings but now I'm free... There are no strings on me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was just taking their souls instead, cut out the middle man.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah just hijack the screen share at your bosses next presentation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which box?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First one, then the other.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thousand*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First response: Do you need some help?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May the Father of Understanding guide us.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I love eating puppies with Szechuan sauce!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Omg I love cocaine enemas!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want them, but I have IBS so there's a 99% chance I'd die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're going slower than traffic in the left lane you can get a ticket even if you were going the speed limit. Traffic laws are fun.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Yup, TryTreats.com, it's about $14 a month, each month a different country

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the air is literally to thin for the plane to get enough lift

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dry until monsoon season, then it's like coastal humidity

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

123f a couple months ago, that's 50c for non Americans

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1