LemonWars

4647 pts ยท December 3, 2013


why the fuck are you here get off my lawn

Spoiler: you wouldnt. Accidentaly drank a year old water in a sealed bottle, and the rotavirus in it made me diarrhea and vomit for 3 days.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'll have you know there's no PUSSSIIEEEEEEEEEEE

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...aaand right after I comment this, we get a balance patch. WOO!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Directly opposite. Dev does not interfere with the game at all or communicate with the playerbase in any way about poor state of the game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam~!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's from Thailand so it's most likely dirt cheap over there.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I pay 75PLN (~$18) for both hair and beard trimming in a professional barbershop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bearded man, I love his facial hair. Good shit right there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what also leaves a trail of dead skin? You. Every second. About 70-80 percent of your common domestic dust is dead skin.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...okay. WHY?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me and my gf just ignore the heat and cuddle anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks white and gold to me.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worms? HELL NAW

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Nope, "r/asoiaf" is short for reddit.com/r/asoiaf. Basically, the dude thought that Zokathra is part of the book community on reddit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

There is an actual torch. In England 'torch' also means flashlight.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My wife for Aiur!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking Emrakul.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A turtle in a shower.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy's a legend. I'm not surprised people search for those gifs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Curse you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kills the friendship.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

...also known as "Uramaki", which (I believe) translates to "inside out roll". :D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Maki" is nori on the outside, rice and fish on the inside. "California roll", a western style sushi, is a roll with nori on the inside.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

a guy.*

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

It's Aricaman, not Africaman... As in, from Arica.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

There's only one queen of /b/.

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2