LemonScott

1112 pts ยท June 17, 2016


I once jammed my finger on a blanket.

What's mint jelly? A minty gravy? So your lamb tastes minty?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enjoy those early years when hangovers are mild. Before 30 you'll have one that lasts 2 days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat with breadface must have been inspiration for the Snap filter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fetal Attraction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pho goodness sake, enough with the wordplay

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The slip-ons complete this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kennedy has a ventriloquist dummy thing going on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Handrea

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I swear it was a requirement to have a shot of Harley's ass in every scene.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would feel so cool eating breakfast and looking at that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Tell me a little about yourself" sure gets around that nicely, doesn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy to hire a young, unmarried, childless woman in entry lvl vs a 40 yr mom of 3 to mid lvl or above. Interviewers ask that stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have my sedan...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you mean ass-teroid, amirite!! Guys?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which one is the tower?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be able to handle the responsibility of picking out a name to be known by.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Which one? "MistaWorldWide!!!"

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Those chin teeth might do it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bobs

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

"Well one of us has to change."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just watched Masters of the Universe this week and it is a top notch shit movie. Highly recommend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When British people use "wanker" as an insult, are they using it as a noun or a verb?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He seems aware you're making fun of him but he can't help it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agyness Deyn is in her early 30s so I don't think she has a 20 something daughter..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mm. Creamy beige.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EVERYBODY MOOOOOOVE!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Emoo is a way of life, Mom!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That spider on the train still makes me shiver

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