LemonOut

8907 pts ยท January 25, 2015


I was going to scroll past this because I'm tired of hearing it, but his story deserves to be read.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What percentage of Texan homes have a fireplace? I'm guessing it's low, but just curious if someone could ballpark it for me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swinging looks like a minefield. Finding another couple that you both find attractive and finds both of you attractive? Discretion? STIs?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why aren't the cops (gently) carrying her out? She's resisting arrest and potentially causing a health risk. Get her outside, go from there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use your extroverted nature to spread the word to other introverts to shut up every once in a while.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how he got away with these jokes when he was fat himself.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake news, his next wife is in middle school and will have to rub a ghost pepper in her eyes to cry at his funeral.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No idea why my closer went after the first picture, but here we are.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Losing 13% of your body weight is no small feat, good for you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to keep bedroom doors closed in case there's a fire.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do not see one single outtake.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm American and have sometimes received a $5 gift card for donating blood, usually get nothing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're adorable, helpful, hungry little introverts.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dolly Parton has a childhood literacy program and is funding covid research. She's a treasure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plus you can put pancake batter in there with things like chocolate chips, banana, bacon, nuts, craisins, or coconut to make a cookercake.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going to keep on using twice as much water as rice, but I sure as shit don't use a colander when it's "done".

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a white gun owner who married a black man and goes to BLM protests. I don't think most people see me as a white supremacist.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He threw a wild pitch and the crowd went wilder in support.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

and DEFINITELY don't have a visible athletic logo on your socks while wearing a suit

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(paid for by America's dairy farmers)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it true that a Finn's want to help a lost tourist will override their want to be left alone as long as we don't get too close?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is BULLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and I hate the American healthcare system.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can't help but laugh and then get a little sad.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can your cool, hot, level-headed PM come over here and give the president a spanking already? The blue states are ready to be adults now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plus my friends and I keep the masks on until we're served.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going out to eat is tempting. I live in a relatively low-risk area and only eat out if I can eat outside and tip more than I normally do.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0