Legomaniac91

163098 pts · September 11, 2012


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Because the only people that are "real" to ghouls like him are the other members of his tax bracket.

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A great policy to start right before we're due for a massive influx of tourists for the World Cup.

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Case in point: Loki. "Are you ever not going to fall for that?"

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Because Musk clearly wants our future to be the Terran Empire rather than the Federation. Looking back, that should have been one of the signs that Jason Isaac's character from "Discovery" was from the Mirror Universe...

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It's right out of the fascism playbook. The enemy is simultaneously so weak that a stiff breeze will kill them, yet so strong that they're seconds away from destroying the state.

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: does this sound like the behavior of someone who had all he could eat?!"

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He validated their racism and bigotry, so they all decided to cheer him on as he destroyed America.

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I'll miss his memes, but I won't miss his politics.

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I know I got a booster at 18 before I went to college. Dorms are apparently a breeding ground for meningitis.

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The best comeback to the "what is a woman?" question is: "The person that covers their drink when you walk into a room."

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#10 Of course that's an imposter, Bean would never refer to himself in the first person!

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The early prototype version of the Groovitron from Ratchet and Clank.

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It's why I think that if the Terminus Protocol were ever enacted, the Space Wolves would show up on Terra just to kick the asses of the Grey Knights.

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Thats the stupidest codename I ever heard in my life! That's the kinda combination an idiot would have on his luggage!

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I'm betting she auditioned for the role of Selina Kyle in Dark Knight Rises. I'd also like to think her getting the same part in The Batman was revenge on the dipshit suit that turned her down the first time.

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If those plans were written by anyone that served under Obama or Biden, then of course Felon 47 would completely ignore them.

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What's worse: this gazebo knows how to fence!

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He hates everyone not named Donald Trump Sr. Brown people are just higher on his list.

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It was literally: "War for Dummies"

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You first mistake was assuming the GQP was thinking logically.

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You! Dig! Giant Robots!
I! Dig! Giant Robots!
We! Dig! Giant Robots!
Chicks! Dig! Giant Robots!

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#1

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🎵"Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee!"🎵

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