Legageddon

10823 pts · January 26, 2014


Mostly harmless.

“Unexpectedly high”

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They never do

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Kevin is such a turd

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That photo really brings out his stroke.

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My name on all my socials was NomChompsk1 forever. No longer.

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It looks like a Temu Fellini film

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I used to believe strongly that when I “made it” to 100k I’d be set. That has proven false. I net around 92k/year in Toronto Canada and I’m treading water. Old car with the transmission going. Renting a run down place. Living in one of the “less desirable” neighborhoods far from the city centre. Budgeting every dollar. I’ve managed to pay off all debt and save a little but it’s hardly cushy. I don’t know how people making under 100k can survive.

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The discomfort on the woman’s face next to him throughout this. Every woman knows that just-get-through-this smile. It sucks. And that’s what MAGA wants us all to be okay with.

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So basically the plot of Divergent.

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I thought this was going to be about pressure washing.

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My kid and I made it out. I posted my experience if you’re curious. But it’s so different for everyone. Godspeed.

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What is this? A wife for ants?

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I hate getting advice so I try not to give it but it is useful to just lean into the pain

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Can someone explain the drink for non Americans?

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I just took some ibuprofen because laying down hurts.

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I’m in a city where you can go to a nice stop & a bus will come fairly quickly but then you may get stabbed in the eye holes or set on fire.

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Fucky Fuckerisi

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I wonder if the algorithm brought me to this one because I keep googling “why does my toddler gag so much when he tries cheese?”

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What level is pressing a hot wheels into playdoh?

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I keep seeing these posts and saying that this is also how my Canadian family talks because I really just want a hug from sane people.

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Put this to Goo Goo Muck and upload it to TikTok. Enjoy seconds of viral fame.

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This is the stuff that I see as a parent of a little one and just try not to cease up in total grief

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I stole #14 because I have a toddler and there are many contexts in which this will be relevant

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Yeah. Glad this comment is here. I was like “ohhh that’s cree—wait a minute, nvm that’s a whole documented thing that we already know about”

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And that’s how you stumble into the plot of 12 Monkeys.

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Throw that in the pile of jokes I didn’t get as a kid.

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