LebenderGeist

8539 pts ยท August 11, 2016


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My little sister has been loosing weight because of health conditions and is severely underweight. She feels tired all the time and has to go through constant medical tests to figure out what's wrong with her. Anything she eats makes her sick. Gaining weight can be hard too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he was talking about Santa at first NGL

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, he's not loving us very well since he's constantly giving children cancer and other generally immoral acts.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Am I like the only person who didn't get this and would've liked it? I know most kids would just ignore it but I actually took school seriously. My highschool didn't even have cooking classes because it wasn't STEM. Like, cooking is really important.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nooooo. Let me believe it! It makes me happy.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Sounds like all of my highschool teachers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why we never be optimistic.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can buy a lot of movies on YouTube.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Studies show people can feel time passing as they sleep. Sometimes it feels like the amount of sleep I'm getting is suspicious so I wake myself to make sure I didn't oversleep.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Me

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saying Crony capitalism is so cringe.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's blizzarding. Meanwhile: A light drizzle of snow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah. When you use you language it's accusatory and when you use I language you're making it all about yourself. ๐Ÿ™„

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The middle one wiggling his head is just vibin to his invisible earbuds.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Build a slide.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you a be Mary sue in a DnD campaign?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apply for jobs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't literally grow a mask with your own flesh and blood for months before it emerged in an extremely painful and dangerous process only for you to have to dedicate all your time and money to it for the next 18 years at least.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm so happy your favorite trait of mine is my fawn response. Ya know, the thing that makes me neglect myself on a regular basis to please others. Ya know, the thing I'm in therapy to get rid of. I'm so happy that your favorite thing about me is how I burn myself out for you.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We need to selectively breed them to make them smaller and less myrder-y. Then we can have them as pets.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Share after making sure that it's safe for the kitty to eat.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At first I thought this was real and about anoxia. I was very surprised when it turned supernatural.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has to be a shit post.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it's an under exaggeration for your family.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all that 250,000 immediately went to medical bills...and still probably didn't cover it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 35

#27 I thought the mirrors were nooses.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an adult and I would too.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Song name?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would pay money for this, and I suspect a lot of other people would as well.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0