LastLineofDefense

3063 pts ยท August 7, 2020


"Mine."

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Toss a coin to your cashiers, O execs of plenty...

5 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 5

100% organic and biodegradable too!

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Oh, she knows exactly where Daddy's gone. Look in her eyes. She's seen this song and dance before.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, damn you and your beautiful artwork. I was doing such a good job not remembering this heartbreak. Now I'll be weeping all day.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like my face should melt from all this beauty.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never knew I needed to see Moby Dick as an manga.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My waifu sense is tingling..."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT?! You didn't use Achilles screaming about "Is there no one else?" OP, I will beat the crap out of you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be worse. At least his nose isn't gushing blood.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh no worries. You'll just mash the button so much you'll talk to the npc all over again.

5 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

To be honest, a gas gauge that says NOTHING when you ask what's wrong with it would be perfectly clear.

5 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 5

Stay cheeky my friends.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many inches are in a cup?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Having heard "It's cold in there" about the walk-in beer cooler at the store I work at, this makes perfect sense to me.

5 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

Each time you open a Russian Nesting Cat you will only find a smaller, angrier cat inside.

5 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Mosura-YA, mosura...

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

...........*touches*

5 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 0

Machete don't photoshop.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I kinda get the feeling that tenth dentist doesn't like anything because the other nine think he's weird.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pre-steroid John Cena and the dude Robert Downey Jr. beat out for Tropic Thunder?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wubs > stomps.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It licks the sauce off its fingers or else it gets the hose again...

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That sounds like something a loser would say...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Hell yeah. I linked that scene in the review on my blog.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's never boring. No one can say that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BAH GAWD KING. The Mongolian Chop!

5 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Count the points of articulation, scrub!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It took Saddam 25 years to kill 250,000 people. Covid is matching him in one. And the party that invaded him did shit about the virus.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0