LaserhandsMcSplode

2696 pts ยท February 12, 2018


Imagine being so poor you'd pull a snake out of the mud and be like "imma eat this"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who would otherwise have been child prostitutes. It's weird how economic opportunies for one region look like slavery to another, isn't it?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

She's a bitch

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just your average restroom in Dubai

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME HER GENDER

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The interceptor version was armed with missles and was designated the YF-12

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Therein lies the humor. Trust me dudes will laugh, and funny girls are hot.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just gotta start off with "who wants a mustache ride?"

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Time intersects orthogonally with the other 3 dimensions. That intersection is the present.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freddie Mercury's non-union Mexican equivalent, Senior Frederico Luis Hernandez Garcia Mercurio.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does "in a row" even mean? You work a single 40-hour shift?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember when people used to just die? Now you can either die or pay a shit ton of money to get better. "Progress."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol here have the last peice of my butt

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is more like, you've driven yourself past to point of burnout and you think 8 hours of sleep is going to help.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No rules. Just eternal damnation.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1-star Yelp reviews

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like it hertz

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They probably put a treat in the desired square and then removed it, encouraging some exploratory taps from the kitty.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice selfie

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep, I remember when this site was for stating obvious facts. I hate how all these smart cool people are ruining everything.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I think you mean the average density of Saturn is less than the density of water.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ikr it's not even in this universe

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow you sure know a lot about carnival games!

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I like how his front deltoids are engaged to help keep such strict form. Backslash S.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fatcattus (Kirk Douglas, 1967)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No but for real, the world has enough people already. We can't even agree on how to take good care of the people already here.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I dunno, the 90 y/o with the pink mohawk is cuter

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Over something as trivial as potato chips too.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0