LargeHadronDivider

26802 pts · November 28, 2016


Anesthesiologist and intensivist so half my time I do a lot of crosswords and sudoku while real doctors operate and the other half I’m resurrecting their patients from the butchering they got in the OR /s. If this gets to the front page I will post pictures of me letting a first year resident start a very large- bore IV on me. Edit: here is the result. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ksfsB5t

So you thought it meant…“for shit, my nizzle?”

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Yes, on is also a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They’ll just slam through the gate and up on to a lawn statue like always.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mewsterio

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is that the thing that werfs flammen?

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BACK TO FORMULA?!?!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god; Bloody Mary full of vodka blessed art thou among cocktails; pray for me now at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So…not sexually assaulting women, then? /s

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson, it’s a funny name.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. It’s a reference to a the mocking SpongeBob meme. Feel free to Google.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He seems like he was beautiful human. It’s a shame to know of him only in this way.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also had a Burge Hall…

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yes, what’s stopping you?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, that’s still true

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

I have the Tardis arrival sound as my text alert. Bonded with many a fellow whovian who have heard it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awesome rug of the Pandorica Opens painting!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Was going to say this!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#27 is me when I’m trying to round and people are being loud nearby and resident starts talking about a patient. Holy hell.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30 speed

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not really the point. To quote the great Andy Dufesne, “Why are you being so obtuse?”

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that.

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

That and the opening scene, so much tension. Going to have to watch this tonight.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I don’t know, I didn’t write his biography, they may have. /s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandpa was a ball turret and tail gunner. He joined after Pearl Harbor and was in Europe until V-E day. Survived the whole war in there.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

My exact thought when I read it.

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Babies born with fetal alcohol syndrome have a smooth philtrum.

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