Not mine, but worth a share.

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Fixed.

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R.I.P. Merle. I hope the coyote that ate you dies of hemorrhoids.

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I audibly yelled, "What the flying frick is this and why is it in my food?!"

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Dreams Can Come True

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The happiest dead thing I've ever seen.

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