LadyBith

27106 pts ยท January 23, 2014


Hey, Secret Santa, if you're stalking me and my posts aren't sufficient -- Check out @Bithlord2 on instagram (hint: That's also me). Also worth nothing that a LOT changes in a year, lol. I have a lot less sideburns and a lot (well...some) more boobs now.

Jesus fuck8ng christ, read the room dude.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

...what accounts?

"By all accounts" my arse.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I mean, reading comprehension is key here. They were in fact kicked out and banned.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You don't have to. The real punishment is the trial expenses.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish more people actually did this, though :(.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does summarily executed count as more time?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No I'm not. They're cholesterol pills. And also back pills.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thots n pears

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You *can* retire at 65, but you get reduceded social security payout

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

So...when do we get to the "hits mute part" instead of the "turns up the volume, we need to hear both sides" nazi part?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, putting the venison around it stops the herbs from burning when you sear it!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, gorl, it's just a TV show.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was. It's a different turning of the wheel. Same arc different details.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mean enough to be put down, apparently...

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Most (not all) cosplay photos put up on imgur are unauthorized reports simply for the sake of point farming

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HI AHHHCHEW!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rumor has it that it's cause it has the trans flag colors. But mostly it's an internet meme, and us transfems embraced it.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aww you got the big and the little one! I only have the big one, and she is the best.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the "bit of gravel" is pretty deep and functions the same as the sand here does.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When other people's kids are being forcibly sent off to die, you don't want to be the one who sacrificed nothing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When it's 20 degrees out and snowing, it's heck8ng nice to check my smoker by phone instead trudging through the snow to look at the thermo.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

As an ex-Stephen I feel the pain.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Specifically, 2 gay club goers.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If? They aren't even close to good enough to make the tournament. They are there at all because the host gets a bye into the tournament.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

WhT is it?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, even Wiggum would run in to stop the shoot8ng.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No? That's what the hat is for.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: it's no longer part of the movie, cause racism.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6