4992 pts · June 8, 2017
Wombats
Good boy seems like an understatement. This is at least a better boy, might possibly even be the best boy.
Ah, the old reliable hippie adjuster.
Hyundai hired a PC designer from the 90s for their color palette selection?
Customer: Could I get this in any other color than beige/gray? Every single computer designer and manufacturer during the 90s: No, absolutely not!!!
From the thumbnail I thought they were custom made wireless earbuds.
He is the William Wallace of ice cubes. Even has the same bluish color and all.
Step one completed. When does the happiness start?
How can we expect anyone to learn how to fly when they can't even fit inside the plane? The plane would have to be at least 3 times bigger!
NO!?! Eh...
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
I live my life one quarter mile at a time.
No we don't! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and count my meatballs and lingonberries and report to the national food administration.
Perfectly executed!
How can he slap?
Did Bryan Adams visit the shop?
Um, so does he have like a big cat litter box or does he still use a regular toilet?
How 'bout on the internet?
Laguna matata! No wait, now I'm thinking about something else.
Christopher McDonald spent 4 weeks in a gold jacket eating pieces of shit for breakfast when preparing for the role of Shooter McGavin.
Makes you wonder, with all those teeth and the short arms, how does he floss?
Client spec: Long ass legs, sounds like a machine gun and has the stare of Samuel Jackson. Designer: No problem! *presents shoebill stork*
Ah, Switzerland with the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system and mäni interesting furry animals including the møøse?
You are entitled to your opinion, even if you clearly like in this case are wrong.
Besides, if you think that you are going to crash you can just move over to the passenger seat which still has an airbag installed.
Spot on. I have people like Golfer and Stasi in my neighborhood to name a few.
So what are they? Meat popsicles?
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So now someone can stab you with a pair of pants if it's cold outside? That's just great.
Wombats
Good boy seems like an understatement. This is at least a better boy, might possibly even be the best boy.
Ah, the old reliable hippie adjuster.
Hyundai hired a PC designer from the 90s for their color palette selection?
Customer: Could I get this in any other color than beige/gray? Every single computer designer and manufacturer during the 90s: No, absolutely not!!!
From the thumbnail I thought they were custom made wireless earbuds.
He is the William Wallace of ice cubes. Even has the same bluish color and all.
Step one completed. When does the happiness start?
How can we expect anyone to learn how to fly when they can't even fit inside the plane? The plane would have to be at least 3 times bigger!
NO!?! Eh...
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
I live my life one quarter mile at a time.
No we don't! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and count my meatballs and lingonberries and report to the national food administration.
Perfectly executed!
How can he slap?
Did Bryan Adams visit the shop?
Um, so does he have like a big cat litter box or does he still use a regular toilet?
How 'bout on the internet?
Laguna matata! No wait, now I'm thinking about something else.
Christopher McDonald spent 4 weeks in a gold jacket eating pieces of shit for breakfast when preparing for the role of Shooter McGavin.
Makes you wonder, with all those teeth and the short arms, how does he floss?
Client spec: Long ass legs, sounds like a machine gun and has the stare of Samuel Jackson. Designer: No problem! *presents shoebill stork*
Ah, Switzerland with the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system and mäni interesting furry animals including the møøse?
You are entitled to your opinion, even if you clearly like in this case are wrong.
Besides, if you think that you are going to crash you can just move over to the passenger seat which still has an airbag installed.
Spot on. I have people like Golfer and Stasi in my neighborhood to name a few.
So what are they? Meat popsicles?
[Placeholder for witty reply]
So now someone can stab you with a pair of pants if it's cold outside? That's just great.