LW1981

10659 pts ยท February 28, 2018


Please have your cats vaccinated against FIV. This is why.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wave to your neighbour. Eat the rich. Surprise a friend with a cake. Have stern words with your elected representatives. Smell the roses.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too soon.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Felt like a fucken idiot going 'round Europe with high school French. Seems like every European speaks 3 languages including perfect English

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found it a bit offensive and a lot cringey.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BAM is an acronym for below average mentality, usually used for petty criminals.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You truly become an adult when you realise $5000 is a lot of money to owe but not a lot to have saved up.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone human does have equal rights, it's just their ability to have that fact recognised that's not equal.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'These mfs' are children, you prick. Let them be children.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The angry use of 'dingaling' made this for me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found out what the tablet says in a show about the Arabian peninsula and gulf's human history called Arabian Sands. So fucking good.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who strain for legitimacy as a rescue org but can't demonstrate adoption results, a set of financials or that they attract volunteers

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all animal shelters are created equal. Source: was a board member for a prominent, well-regarded shelter hated by cowboy 'shelters'.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Leave the gross scalp stuff for LNI, thanks @op

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my cats loved having his underarms scritched

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks disheveled and tired as hell because it's hard work being an arse.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Our Amazon family'.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Someone's done more recent research. On YouTube. While on drugs.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For reference, the standard model has five toes on the front and four on the back.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If you can't name six models of rapier you don't have the right to take our rapiers".

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But at least the Freddo is wrapped - you're not paying for a dose of Hepatitis A

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure, cos the numbers aren't on the camel's face.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Heaps of people have great ideas but not everyone can get what they need to get the idea off the ground.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Minimum $2000 to feel I was wrapping a blanket around me & wearing a costume & they only came in white. Basic bitches can have them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SilesDood had me at the use of an Oxford comma, but the rest is good too.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do they find time to star in insipid daytime TV Christmas movies?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0