This dress doesn't make me look fat either.
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Up up and awayyyy
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Just need to find some traffic jam and I'm set for breakfast.
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My anaconda's reaction when I see my hun's buns.
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Can my little man, Ozzy get some lovin'?
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I just don't like it
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Your opinion isn't worth a denim.
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It's not much, but I've busted my ass for it.
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French Vanilla and Hazelnut were my favorite.
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Just a random dump for you guys to enjoy!
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MRW I'm about to pull out, but she says she's close.
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Need to call my buddy who is an expert on bail bonds.
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Check out this radical Muslim
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MRW I look at the post before the title.
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"My mom still loves me" - cake probably.
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As a Mavericks fan.. how I feel right now
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In tents pun! Sorry... I'll show myself out.
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MRW I see a post about someone not giving a shit about posts.
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I'm just here for the bobbleheads.
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The way these flood waters never got inside this pool. HNNNNNG
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Your reaction when you read my username.
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Hive you're post a turtle!
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DECENT!
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Saw this on Facebook and it made me laugh. Thought you guys might like it!
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You can find his resume on the web!
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Why I'll never visit Australia
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Let's see how well they fare!
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How I imagine going to a Halloween party as Batman must be.
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When we're stoned and I ask my buddy if he wants some of the cheesecake I have in the fridge
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Milk in my fridge was spoiled when I got back.
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The Colts would've lost anyway and jet beams can't steal melted fuel.
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We got cows!
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In light of recent events..
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Watching the person who ended your MK winning streak start one of their own.
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And you never really finish those errands..
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Black twitter dump!
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MFW I misspell something in the description.
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MRW my buddy's wife yells at him for not loading the dishwasher correctly.
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MFW Trying to come up with something clever for a potentially FP post.
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Love me some Grohl.
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When tailoring pants for a tall gentleman.
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HRW you miss her mouth.
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MRW I'm tired of false advertising.
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MRW I'm high and my buddy asks me if I've seen his blue hat.
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Protect yo' invessmints!
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How it feels to browse Imgur.
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Shout out to @disfit for the sweet new wallpaper.
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Something something master ball
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Orale!
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Be excellent to each other
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Do 3 Godzillas count?
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As a Texan, I can confirm.
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MRW there's no line at the DMV but I realize it's Sunday.
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MRW I'm drunk, paying my tab and trying to figure out how much I'm going to tip.
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When my team loses, but GF is in the mood.
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BRB gonna go hide my gf's birth control.
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