KyDaMag

186 pts ยท November 4, 2016


Doesn't help, fuck spiders

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure about that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man I want to live in Florida so bad if I ever start taking meth.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#17 well he remembered all of their names...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big Fashion keeping us all in chains

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who uses actual menus when ordering take out?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still can't get my head around an open marriage, my dick is totally down though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Cover it in caramel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's student loans and the baby boomers still in debt from the great recession

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's the point...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You almost got the day down or what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jaime will never move on from Cersei, but I do think he'll kill her.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I'm a ginger so I'm not allowed in the sun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sarcastic, but also genuine

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wealth is relative, this is rich to you, but substandard to me. Just try to be happy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

When you're omnipetent it really isn't. Old Testament God was a dick and New Testament God just sent his son then peaced out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They all steal from each other a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God told him he could

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sorry, but I don't think you actually are careful...

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Never found Friends funny. I think it's because I was supposed to like the characters, but they're such assholes.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

If none of his friends let him do his laundry at there place he must be a real dick

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?" "Yes I do" "What if I do something else?" "Then I don't know that"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We did kind of create a lot of them by domesticating animals and making huge cities.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

My dad's an uber christian and I said the whole could God make a rock he couldn't move paradox to him and his response was "he'd find a way"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Social Media and I just want to post a simple blue background with "there is no God" in red, but I just couldn't do that to my dad...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

know I'm an atheist because it'd kill him so I have to write long devotionals and then I get a bunch of amen and god is good comments on /

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Dad is a major christian and I run a christian website and social media for him and I have to write the daily devotionals. He doesn't/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is weird cause God has a fetish for proclaiming his creations.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Him endlessly and he'll still love me" "alright, that's fucked up..." Job summed up.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He's a pretty big dick, but ironically enough God is the literal villain in Job. "Hey Satan this guy loves me so much I bet I can torture /

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0