Krylo

94697 pts ยท April 25, 2014


I'm old and tired. http://i.imgur.com/6NAWK3o.jpg

I make close to that in my job, and the requirements are 'be alive'.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only $750 for her? That's quite a bargain. How do we do this? Direct Message or?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mostly true, but counter point: They also won't suck your dick.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Cavalier just had a shield, but the wizard just had a bullshit hat that never gave him what he wanted.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My concern is in a world with anthropomorphic deer, that'd be the equivalent of hanging human heads on your wall.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You should listen to the speech/song. You're kinda missing the point. Living your own life is what it's about.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also there were a lot news stories about kids in the 90s who were jumping off roofs thinking they could fly like superman.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Honestly, I'd ask for it, but I'm able to afford my own food. Still, though, pizza sounds amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Using motion cap for that rudimentary rigging feels like kind of a waste.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, there's like a whole genre of japanese porn where girls get stuck in sliding doors (often elevators) and then someone fucks them.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some things are worth dying for. Like those thighs, for instance.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, but only because pimping implies someone is willing to pay.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Document shit in-laws say to you. Cut them out of life. Get restraining order. Try to find good anti-depressant. Bang charming internet guy.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I get the gut reaction to downvote, but this is a harmless unpopular opinion. Not a secret popular one or bigotry behind a puffin.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also 'everyone' was hyperbole. We'd just have differently shaped continents and probably less dry land.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly there's a lot to unpack here. Short version is tidal forces contribute to the shape of continents, and redistribute the water.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The moon also makes large waves and keeps everyone from drowning due to its effects on tidal activity.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Stop posting your family vacation videos in public. It's not good for your children, and they aren't even good by family video standards.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched expecting something funny. Instead it's just a weird family video of people with no idea of how towel snapping works.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mostly, they're talking about your mother.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bunnies. Rats. They're all rodents.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

Yeah but can we have a link to that video?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if calling it mindcraft is on purpose as another layer of the joke or if he legitimately doesn't know it's minecraft.

7 years ago | Likes 2949 Dislikes 12

If you need that much alcohol to get through your wedding, you might want to consider cancelling it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

According to Google Translate: "The normal man 9% of the milk notice the right of the gorilla with crazy shadowy"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's cool. I didn't want to hang with Jack and Chris, anyway. Pugs aren't my favorite dogs, but that doesn't mean I condone eating them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if I want a bigger screen all I have to do is eat big macs?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0