Kontractor

164 pts ยท April 19, 2015


Honor. Still stuck in my head. "On behalf of The President of The United States and a greatful nation, please accept this flag as a symbol..

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, "By the content of their character". The gene pool needs chlorine.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both appeared on Gunsmoke too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God save the queen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

200 Wolverines, all high on angel dust. Or just hand me my AR-15.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imma make me a samich!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On lightly toasted sourdough, spicy brown mustard, with Havarti and Lorraine cheeses please.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Back in 1975 or so I got to see a hot saw race between a 350 Chevy V-8 powered saw and a Harley Davidson engine with nitrous. Awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Several magic tricks now explained.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you seen her in "Keeping up w/ the Joneses?" Lingerie with garters and stockings. OMFG! So incredibly hot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn Blurry Screen !!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 so stupid. Asians (my ex wife) are so skinny they can reach the last chip without touching the can!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to a zoo. Only had 1 animal, a dog. It was a Shit-zhu.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Long, Hard, Full of Seamen?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet we STILL never hear the term "Deadbeat Mom".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You obviously get more head than the rest of us.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I always said. Why wake me first? Just so I know whose blowing me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. (into?)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked in grnd pools in WI. From cesspool to swimable in 3 days normally.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm in Austin. USAF Vet. Have you contacted the Warriors Watch Riders or Patriot Guard Riders? Both organizations are familiar with these.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Still have ALL the episodes on VHS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn Straight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds exactly like my step-daughter. Who bought a mobile home during her divorce. 2 blocks from us. 3 years ago. I'm a contractor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta Catch 'em all!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Damn My Life is Easy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To this day, Toby is chained in Anna's basement.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My step-grandson just stole 5 guns, one of which had been my grandfathers. So Love that kid and encourage him every day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and then she gives it to her loser boyfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0