KonAustin

4643 pts ยท July 8, 2017


My neighborhood owl is very curious as to where this is located

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I only smoke when I go to church

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Captain? Why does that patch of wall have 4 nipples?"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This loops so perfectly into a cyclical argument and I love it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's mechagodzilla

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Fucking what

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate how they butcher language and swap between casually using racial slurs like it's cool, and being insanely sensitive

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And there goes my 2 year chip

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This needs to be spread. Kittens aren't the only ones that need adopting, older cats will love you all the same

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But none of those people could have donated to the thousands who are jobless and evicted because of all this virus shit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never before have I wanted something so much and not known it...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know what my next band name will be

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the dad came into my halloween store this year

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I propose we stand in a circle and simultaneously cap the person to the right

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope the electoral college won't interfere this time. If it does...well there goes my 2 year chip

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"HILLARY WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ANY BETTER!" -The Whites

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That and people who detest liberals with a SEETHING hatred

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have maybe 5 hours on league

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Nnnno ill stick with things that'll impress people thanks

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

I see them in texas all the time and it angers me.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Attention, I must hug them all....thank you for your time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't have one if you dont get near snow temperatures in winter

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 8

The point is, it wasn't that long ago

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean...its called a pocket pussy for a reason

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why tho

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit's fucked, Thor fixed it

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If i know I can confidently bring my knees to my chest wearing pants, im buying them

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0