Kittycard

9742 pts · January 29, 2012


It could probably maul my face if I tried to hold it like a baby, but... worth it.

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I’m always open to a vampire making me his immortal bride if we get dogs like this.

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They otter know better than to do that!

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I guess they said bye, bye to Miss American Pie.

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I want to like this comment but... it’s at 669...

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The fuzzy wuzziest.

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SimBAH

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My OCD wants my head on a pike for looking at this.

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I miss the good ol’ days when Area 51 was the type of conspiracy theories around.

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Sfx, since there’s no sound: BLEUGHSHGHAGHGHGAHUHGH

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It’s a metaphor for you and your best friend doing anything, ever.

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I say we replace every confederate statue with a warhorse tribute.

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You should challenge mirror juggler man for contact juggling supremacy.

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Listen, if I could slide around places like this sea lion, I would.

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I wonder what would happen if you told a Karen that this was the manager.

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Ah, I can’t seem to stop watching.

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I thought the man in upper right hand corner was a Lego figure.

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But can it lift we from the depths of my own despair?

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Hm. Looks a little disjointed.

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I needed time to reflect to understand the joke.

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Is it normal to be sexually attracted to a bathroom?

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My son

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So... is he dead?

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That’s a very cute forbidden ring you have there.

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Bruh

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The shark: back in my day humans didn’t expose their ankles like this

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Çættę

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Ask Ellie.

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I had to punch a wall to feel manly again

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